fandom, what.

[schmerica]

Ahahahaha, I was all set to do a big excited post about how MCR is coming to my town in April, omg! But then I woke up and it turns out that Vicky-T is not only reading our porn, but leaving (actually very nice and polite!) feedback on it.

And, well, that pretty much trumps everything else ever. In the world. Seriously, what?

My planned-down-to-the-last-minute schedule for leaving for class somehow lost ten minutes somewhere. Maybe I fell asleep in the shower without noticing? I don't know. Sorry, neurolinguistics, you will have to be boring without me today! :(

It's Valentine's Day. HUGS AND KISSES FOR EVERYBODY. Especially you excellent good-hearted pornographers. ♥ Tell me more about all your creepy thoughts on real people's genitalia, okay?

Comments

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dear. Lord.

I love that she was sweet about it but OH DEAR LORD. Who the hell is sending her links? WHO? At least there was a disclaimer...she'd been warned.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

BTW, MCR is not coming to my town. WTF? *kicks them*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The same kind of totally gross tacky people who do that sort of thing in every RPF fandom ever, pretty much!

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

Good answer.

*shudders*

[bexone.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I have a feeling "a fan" could totally be code for "Gabe, who reads dotcoms_refresh and weemo_closet religiously." Because Gabe's onstage physical affection for Victoria? Reached near Projekt Gaymolution levels last night. Gabe sucked on her finger.

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

That is totally my secret theory, now. GABE SENT HER MY GIRLPORN. Ahahahah. YES. He probably loved it, too, but is not classy enough to leave feedback. I'm just glad to have provided entertainment on the road, dudes. Or something, anyway.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

CROSSING THE STREAMS. CROSSING THE STREAMS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't even know, dude.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could write public fic if like, Mikeyway replied going "o hay this was great. i rly like the detail :)"

I'd pretty much never come to LJ again.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I agree with you totally, but at the same time OH GOD THE HILARITY OF THAT MENTAL IMAGE. Just because ... it's Mikeyway. (Alicia doing it is somehow more plausible and thus even scarier.)

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

see i totally do not doubt alicia reads our fic. probably waycest.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dear Alicia, I appreciate you not commenting to tell us how to improve our characterization of your hubby getting it on with his brother. Love, us.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

WHYYYYYYY. I cannot for the life of me understand why someone would ever send her that. She is so fucking classy, and whoever sent it is a fucktard of epic proportions.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I already knew people were made of infinite fail, so I'm mostly just concentrating on the part where Vicky-T is made of fucking class.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

For real. I just hope she doesn't stumble across my fic, no matter how much nice feedback she leaves.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I am totally right there with you, man. In the list of things I NEVER WANT TO HAPPEN TO ME, that is way up there.

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

first: what the FUCK

second: vicky t just won me over for life.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously. GOOD SHOW, VICKY-T.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

LOVE IS OVER ;________;

Ugggh. Actually, that gives me the creeps more than the Tomrad porn reading, or even the Mikeyway waycest reading.

The idea of Pete reading fic never gives me the creeps, but that's just because it's Pete Wentz. He's too busy shipping Andy/Joe to do anything else.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't know, this doesn't bother me, just because of the way she handled it, you know? Like, seriously, made of class.

...Of course, I don't know that I'll ever actually write Cobra fic now, but, you know. Goods and bads!

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

She is totally the classiest person in the universe right now. I find myself a little amazed at her! And not just my normal level of amazement, because damn but she is hot.

And oh no! Less Cobra fic! /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, I probably wasn't going to write Cobra fic anyway! Because nothing in my head will ever surpass this (http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/917838.html).

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

At least she's handling it well publicly? *grasps at straws*

I wish MCR would book East Coast venues already.

*smooches you*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am impatient to know where in Portland! And when can I buy tickets! And if I can't get tickets I will cry! Blah blah blah drama.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you, excpet instead its for any major city on Florida.

*hands*

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Dude, if it's Portland then it's got to be in the Rose Quarter, like last year!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But aren't there Blazer games in the way? If they're really doing smaller venues, I thought it could be the Roseland.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

If the Blazers can be moved aside for a Wiggles concert, then they can be pushed aside for My Chem, darn it! ::grins::

The Roseland isn't a bad thought either, or the Hawthorne maybe? Since it's been getting so much play these days. Although, that's probably a little too small.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between SHEER WTF and HANG ON LET ME FRIENDS-LOCK ALL MY FIC AND PUBLIC POSTS RIGHT NOW and "...She responded so awesomely! Vicky-T, be my BFF?"

And remembering that I have no public porn about her, just random cameos in all my ridiculous AUs and public comments about wanting to make out with her, ah ha ha. /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have seen this eighty million times, and it never gets any less gross and icky, but I have never seen a response as classy as Vicky-T's, so.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Endlessly more classy than Tomrad's quoting of porn starring himself on myspace.

/o\

*clings to rapidly crumbling forthwall*

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

*looks around for the DO NOT WANT sign*

...now where did I put that thing?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It gets a lot of use, you know.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

Especially in this fandom! Crazypeople.


(Yeah, like I'm one to talk. Hardcore genderswapping incest porn doesn't bother me, but bandmembers reading fic... i don't want to know about it...)

a commentfic for you

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

Valentine's Day is one of those quietly a big deal things for MyChem. It would surprise a lot of people; Halloween seems like it should be a bigger deal. But then, Gerard is the biggest softie ever, so of course he loves having a holiday about love.

He stays up late for weeks beforehand, hand-drawing valentines for everyone, from his bandmates and family to Brian and the other bands they have been touring with. Everyone has a stack of Gerard Way original valentines tucked away somewhere. Some are conventional, hearts and hugs. Others are zombies, gore, splatterpunk. Sometimes he tries his hand at writing about how and why he loves them. It's usually weird things, random, like the inside of his head. Some of their lyrics have come straight off the valentines he gave out.

Mikey is quieter about it, more subtle. He builds everyone playlists and mixtapes (well, mixcds) of love songs and songs that suit the person, their personalities. He is eerily good at it, and everyone always finds themselves looking forward to the day. Getting on his valentine list is almost a bigger honor than getting on Gerard's. Pete is still on Mikey's list and he never lets anybody else see the songs Mikey picks for him

Frank is... Well, he is Frank. He's pretty much like usual, but Bob swears he really does jump on people and kiss them a little more on Valentine's Day. He wears all red and pink and looks like Cupid vomited on him. Sometimes there is glitter involved and Gerard ends up sparkly for weeks afterward.

Ray's idea of a valentine is secretly the rest of the band's favorite. He gives them each a hug and collects all the laundry off the bus, heading to the laundromat. He comes back hours later, hair frizzed by the wet air, hauling bag after bag of clean clothes, all neatly folded and sorted. He just kind of shrugs it off when the others try to thank him, but he doesn't say no to the cookies the Way brothers leave on his pillow from the carepackage their mom sent.

On Valentine's Day, Bob actually smiles and humors Frank climbing all over him. He figures he might as well give the guy a freepass once a year - maybe twice, because of his birthday and all. His first year in the band, Ray had warned him the day before that it was kind of a thing with them - Bob had given the guys cigarettes and new lighters because there wasn't much to choose from at a gas station. But from how Gerard's eyes lit up, he felt like it was okay. Actually, it became a thing; Bob always gives cigarettes and lighters. Now he usually buys the lighters online though, scoping out antiques and ones that are a little different. He's had to fight e-bay bidders to get heart-shaped lighters for everyone one year, but it was worth it. But he's not soft, really.

Re: a commentfic for you

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's adorable! Thank you!

Re: a commentfic for you

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I know it's not porn (and I really wanted to porn. Or write fluffy Pete/Mikey...shut up, they are too cute) but I figured you would appreciate a look at what the holiday might be like for them.

Re: a commentfic for you

[marginaliana]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww! So adorable!

Re: a commentfic for you

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

(I want this to be canon)

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

::flails:: Holy shit, Vicky-T WINS AT EVERYTHING.

Seriously, I want to make out with her so bad.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

She is pretty awesome, man.

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Now that I am over the initial panic attack and have written lots of meta on the topic, I am back to WAY TO BE AWESOME, VICKY-T. Seriously.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your meta was a WAY more mature and interesting reation than I would have had, for real!

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I - well. It was that or hide under my bed, and my bed is a mattress on the floor, so I was kinda stuck with the meta. :)

[fairestcat]

*hugs and kisses back*

Damn MCR are going to be in Chicago the day AFTER I'm committed to being in Toronto for a different concert.

*glowers at them*

My creepy thoughts are all of the Frank/Gerard/Jamia variety, which I know is not super your thing, but is enough mine that I even have several thousand words of a WIP.

Jamia laughs and twists around so she can smack Frank upside the head. "It's not like I don't know you two are sleeping together, babe. You don't have to hide it from me." Frank ducks his head and laughs a bit and she leans forward and kisses him on the cheek then smacks Gerard upside the head too. "And that goes for you too. I'm not going to change my mind and suddenly decide I want Frank all to myself, just because I saw the two of you swapping spit somewhere other than on stage. Come on! I'd go crazy if I couldn't foist him off on you every now and then."

Gerard laughs at that, but he's blushing too and it's that more than anything else that makes her lean over Frank and kiss Gerard as well. She's aiming for his cheek, but he turns his head at the last moment and she ends up with his mouth under hers instead. His lips are chapped, rough skin catching on hers as she pulls away and she can't resist leaning in again, swiping her tongue across his lower lip to soothe the roughness there. Gerard opens his mouth with a stifled gasp and then they're kissing for real, a wet slide of lips and tongue.

Gerard Way, it turns out, is a really fucking awesome kisser. Jamia could get lost in his mouth, in his kisses, dive in and never come out. However, her neck's starting to hurt from the awkward angle and she's pretty sure she just heard Frank whimper so she forces herself to pull away.

"Um," she says, rubbing her neck, "Ok, I totally didn't mean to do that."

Frank let's out a sort of choked-off laugh. "Jesus. Don't stop on my account."

So, yeah, maybe in honor of the holiday, I'll try to work on that a bit more tonight.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is not super my hting, but I approve VERY HIGHLY. \o/

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord. The degree of irritated I would be if someone actually SENT them shit I'd written?

Astro-fucking-nomical.

But at least she's sweet.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's seriously not okay, and it's kind of sad that people still don't get that. But go Vicky-T, man.