my pappy was a pistol i'm a son of a gun

[schmerica]

Apparently I commented half-asleep in one of my friend's journals last night, and it turned out to be mildly wanky? Or at least make a couple of other people pissy. It is probably wrong for me to admit that I find this hilarious, but I totally do. I'm never the wanky one! I just watch my friends do stupid shit and then bitch about people on AIM, you know?

Unrelatedly, earlier I was thinking about some real life stuff -- by which I mostly mean dudes -- and something occurred to me, and at the same exact time that I was thinking it made complete sense, I could tell that it was totally the sort of thing I would write into a story to show a character being screwed-up and stupid. WHATEVER, BRAIN. STUPID SELF-AWARENESS.

Once again Arrested Development proves it contains all of life's wisdom:

Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters.

Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?

Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... but it might work for us.

Comments

[etben.livejournal.com]

oh man, isn't that the best? when you get to be all "that is insane troll logic!" and "that makes perfect sense!" at the exact same time? BRIANS, MAN. WTAF.


ETA: AHAHAHAHA BY WHICH I MEAN BRAINS, CLEARLY. BRIAN SCHECHTER IS NOT TO BLAME FOR MY LOGICAL FALLACIES!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU SCHECHTER!!!

[etben.livejournal.com]

SRSLY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SO TINY! SO HOT! DAMN HIM.

[etben.livejournal.com]

SO CONSISTENTLY NOT NAKED AND IN MY BED.

CURSES!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I'm vaguely fascinated that you did something wanky, Erica! I'm never wanky. Obviously I should do more half-asleep ljing?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It wasn't actually particularly wanky! Which is part of why I find it funny, to be honest.

I think more half-asleep ljing mostly just means more typos.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I've had half asleep phone conversations before? And they mostly involve me making no sense whatsoever. Which, I guess, is like making verbal typos, as it often ends up with me doing the verbal equivalent of keysmashing.

"I don't think... I don't know... afkd;nan;dfa;ndlsf... I mean... um, adjfois."

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I don't even know how I'm still friends with you, you're so wanky! *giggles*

Also, oh man, yeah. It's funny how you can talk reason to other people, and then when they talk it to you be like NO DUDE, YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG. Or, you know. Your own brain. Close enough.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NOT ONLY THAT BUT I WRITE WAYCEST (http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6651/notinmyearqy9.jpg), MAN. I JUST FAIL ALL AROUND.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

INCEST? BUT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S BAD AND WRONG??

*RUNS AWAY FROM YOU*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Word on the street is that it's WRONG, not HOT. I get confused sometimes!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

But wait, those aren't the same thing??

worldview: *shatters*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know what I would find really hilarious? Is if someday somebody suddenly goes "Hey, wait! They ARE brothers! This changes everything!" and stops reading it. Like if they somehow had missed it beforehand! It could totally be one of our weird fanon/canon jokes, you know.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah like they thought they were pretending to be brothers? Or coincidentally were both named Way?? That'd be pretty hilarious.

WAIT, THAT'S CANON??

*dies*

Way brothers: ACTUALLY born from the same mom, thanks.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO GO AROUND TELLING THAT TO NEWBIES AND SEE IF THEY MIGHT BELIEVE ME. IS THAT SO WRONG?

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha have I mentioned lately that I <3 you? Because I really do.

*dies of giggles*

[sharpest_rose.livejournal.com]

NO, PEARL. GERARD HAS ALWAYS BEEN MIKEY'S OLDER BROTHER.

ALWAYS.

GOT IT?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CODE, MARY. LIKE HOW RAY IS FRANK'S DADDY.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

They could have been like the White Stripes! "Brothers" = DIVORCED. New Jersey has gay marriage, right?

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

reserve has been listening to MCR since, like, 2002, and friends with people in the fandom — GOOD FRIENDS — for god knows how long, and only discovered that the Ways were brothers last year \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is AWESOME.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I think the best part is that this discovery came from learning Gerard's last name. Because she already, obviously, knew Mikeyway's last name.