you charming fucker

[schmerica]

This is possibly the best picture I have ever seen in my entire life. Your gaze should be drawn immediately to the dude on the left in the very front row.

High school: unfortunate for us ALL.

While on the subject of this same dude! The Fucking Ben Affleck video is funny on about a dozen different levels and is basically made of awesome. But to specifically call out what I love about Pete in it? I will never stop being amused by how out of place the dude looks anytime you put him anywhere near actual celebrities. It's awesome. (edited to add: also, I secretly hope the third video in this ongoing war will involve Jennifer Garner kicking everybody's ass.)

Also, re:babies and the downloading thereof -- the only thing that I do not find awesome about Ashlee and Pete in that video is the fact that now if she ever does get knocked up for real, they will have to think of something to top that for the announcement.

In conclusion:

Dear Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III: you are still my favorite. Well, except when Mikey Way is, of course.

NEVER CHANGE.

love,
me

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...He looks like my thirteen-year-old cousin there.

My thirteen-year-old girl cousin, mind.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

I find it amusing that the "One of these things is not like the other" song from Sesame Street immediately started up in my head upon clicking that link. :-D!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Oh, Pete.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PETER marry me immediately.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. So Pete looks like a thirteen year old girl when he's 14, and Gerard looks like a thirteen year old girl when he's, like, 24 (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/gerard36.jpg)?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HOW IS EVERYTHING HE DOES INCREDIBLY ENDEARING?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ASHLEE SIMPSON WILL CUTCHOO

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, I don't know, there's a dude in that picture with a spiked collar, too.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SOMETIMES THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IF YOU FIGURE IT OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FREAKY

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

IT'S COOL, SHE'S CUTE, SHE CAN GET NAKED AND JOIN, WE'LL TELL THE NEIGHBORS SHE'S OUR ~MAID

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WOW YOU HAVE YOUR HUSBAND'S FAMOUS POP STAR EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR A MAID? THE NEIGHBOURS ARE TOTALLY GOING TO THINK YOU'RE KINDA DUMB. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

*laughs* True. I did notice that. But really, collar dude doesn't look half as angry as Pete does. :-D

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

WE WILL MAKE HER WEAR A WIG



OR PERHAPS A BEANIE AND BLACK AND WHITE GLASSES





WAIT WHAT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, true! Pete is observing this all and SAVING HIS PAIN for lyrics in ten years.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, when I looked at that picture, my first thought was, "if you put a goofy hat on him, he'd be BLOSSOM." Ahhahahahhah. Oh, Pete.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU REALLY THINK PETE WILL GO FOR DRESSING HER LIKE MIKEYWAY BEFORE DRESSING HER AS A FURRY?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would like to see him in a goofy hat, to be honest.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

Oh, &Pete;. Did he go to an all boys school, or is this like an extra-curricular yearbook group photo thing?

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* For a second there my mind went ZACHARY HANSON (at eleven, mind), don't ask me why. Ten bucks says that the guy with the collar is his bestest buddy and they sit around being angry at shit together.

Okay. So, hi! Mind if I friend you? I need more people talking about bandom on my flist.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, HE'S STILL GOT THAT FOX TAIL, WE CAN STICK THAT ON HER AS WELL

FURRY!MIKEY!ASHLEE

TRIFECTA OF PETE!KINK





HE WILL COME IN HIS GIRL JEANS BY JUST LOOKING, OKAY, AND THEN HE WILL THANK ME WITH SEX

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I got the picture from this thread (http://community.livejournal.com/bandom_recs/8508.html?thread=326460#t326460) over at bandom_recs; the person who posted them probably knows more!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hi! I never mind being friended; the more the merrier.

[etben.livejournal.com]

pete, what. I just. I mean. *does not even know*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

.........




YOU ARE AN EVIL GENIUS



SERIOUSLY



ps i just changed my lj name to "ASHLEE SIMPSON WILL CUTCHOO". i don't even know.