you charming fucker

[schmerica]

This is possibly the best picture I have ever seen in my entire life. Your gaze should be drawn immediately to the dude on the left in the very front row.

High school: unfortunate for us ALL.

While on the subject of this same dude! The Fucking Ben Affleck video is funny on about a dozen different levels and is basically made of awesome. But to specifically call out what I love about Pete in it? I will never stop being amused by how out of place the dude looks anytime you put him anywhere near actual celebrities. It's awesome. (edited to add: also, I secretly hope the third video in this ongoing war will involve Jennifer Garner kicking everybody's ass.)

Also, re:babies and the downloading thereof -- the only thing that I do not find awesome about Ashlee and Pete in that video is the fact that now if she ever does get knocked up for real, they will have to think of something to top that for the announcement.

In conclusion:

Dear Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III: you are still my favorite. Well, except when Mikey Way is, of course.

NEVER CHANGE.

love,
me

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...He looks like my thirteen-year-old cousin there.

My thirteen-year-old girl cousin, mind.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. So Pete looks like a thirteen year old girl when he's 14, and Gerard looks like a thirteen year old girl when he's, like, 24 (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/gerard36.jpg)?

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

I find it amusing that the "One of these things is not like the other" song from Sesame Street immediately started up in my head upon clicking that link. :-D!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, I don't know, there's a dude in that picture with a spiked collar, too.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Oh, Pete.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SOMETIMES THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PETER marry me immediately.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ASHLEE SIMPSON WILL CUTCHOO

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HOW IS EVERYTHING HE DOES INCREDIBLY ENDEARING?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IF YOU FIGURE IT OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FREAKY

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, when I looked at that picture, my first thought was, "if you put a goofy hat on him, he'd be BLOSSOM." Ahhahahahhah. Oh, Pete.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would like to see him in a goofy hat, to be honest.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

Oh, &Pete;. Did he go to an all boys school, or is this like an extra-curricular yearbook group photo thing?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I got the picture from this thread (http://community.livejournal.com/bandom_recs/8508.html?thread=326460#t326460) over at bandom_recs; the person who posted them probably knows more!

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* For a second there my mind went ZACHARY HANSON (at eleven, mind), don't ask me why. Ten bucks says that the guy with the collar is his bestest buddy and they sit around being angry at shit together.

Okay. So, hi! Mind if I friend you? I need more people talking about bandom on my flist.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hi! I never mind being friended; the more the merrier.

[etben.livejournal.com]

pete, what. I just. I mean. *does not even know*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PETE. *flails at you*

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

omg, today has had the best pictures ever for bandom. ahahahahahaha, he looks like such a giiiiiirl, ahahahahaha.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bandom always comes through! <3

[daybreak25.livejournal.com]

Ha, I love his little FACE. HE'S BASICALLY DARING THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE A PICTURE.

And clearly you were a misunderstood soul back then, Pete. CLEARLY. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POOR PETE. HIS UPPER MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN JOCK LIFE WAS FULL OF SECRET PAIN.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha! Oh Peter Lewis!

Also, re:babies and the downloading thereof -- I feel like I missed the boat on something here. Send me a buoy?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T DOWNLOAD A BABY.

http://www.friendsorenemies.com/web/foe/videos/clandestine/39456161/

[onneonlights.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY WHAT I REALLY WANT IS FOR THAT PETE WENTZ TO MEET GARRY WAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT IMAGINE THAT ENDING WELL FOR ANYBODY

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

Oh, Pete. So *sullen*. He has no time for your yearbook pictures!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

FUCK THE MAN. AND HIS CAMERA. He could be playing soccer right now, you know.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Pete is my favorite ALWAYS. He's such a disaster!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

So freakishly endearing! <3<3<3

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

NOT A JOKE: I INITIALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS MIKEYWAY.


*HIDES*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MAN.

M2B????

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

AND PEOPLE QUESTION WHY PETE IS MY FAVORITE. UM, HELLO.

also, nothing about this entry isn't completely FTW. you, never change.

(i would be responding to this with my honk if you're fucking ben affleck icon except that no matter what i did, i couldn't make it look right.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PETE WENTZ = THE BEST OF US ALL. People who don't understand that just haven't been brainwashed initiated convinced yet.

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

I feel like OMG HIS PRECIOUS FACE is perhaps not the right response to that photo, but it is all I can think at the moment. PETE. SERIOUSLY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING RIGHTER

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

How is he such a precious WRETCH?

I was friends with a girl who had that hairstyle actually. Same clothing sense as well. Pete seems to be lacking the lipliner though.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahaha. His make-up phase was still to come, sadly!

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I APPROVE OF POTENTIAL ASSKICKING. YESPLS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Jennifer Garner is my FAVORITE. It would be hilarious if she just showed up and was like "...I hear you're fucking Ben Affleck." And Jimmy Kimmel would be like "...Please don't kill me with your super spy skills."

[suckmyglock.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *dies laughing*

I used to know a girl like that at school! She even had that Napalm Death shirt! She wasn't as pretty as Pete though. Hate to say it, but when I was 14, I would have totally crushed on this Pete.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PETE: IRRESISTIBLE, SADLY.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*CRIES* Pearl, he looks like my BROTHER there. oh my god. *traumatised* this is somehow almost worse than when Adam Clayton went through that phase of looking like my father. ...almost. heh.

also, wow, I have clearly Missed Something because someone said something about downloading babies the other day to me and I was like "bwuh?" so... my radar needs work, apparently. *goes youtubing, does not return for many hours*

(also, it's been like... four days or something. why has the internet not given me Pete/Dom yet? i am shallow and would find that pretty! *shakes LJ in the hopes something good will fall out*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, what you need to do is friend icecreamhdaches; they hook you up to all the good Pete stuff.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh, Pete. <3 He's reminding me of someone, though, and I can't put my finger on who. So frustrating!

I secretly hope the third video in this ongoing war will involve Jennifer Garner kicking everybody's ass

That would be AMAZING, seriously.

now if she ever does get knocked up for real, they will have to think of something to top that for the announcement

I'm sure they'd find a way. It's Pete. WENTZ WILL FIND A WAY! (...uh. double meaning not intended...)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM SURE IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND TRAUMATIZING IF IT DOES HAPPEN.

[cass404.livejournal.com]

Dear Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III: you are still my favorite. Well, except when Mikey Way is, of course.

Truer words...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Exactly!