I'm not saying it would be good characterization for anybody, but seriously, RAY TORO

[schmerica]

Ahahahaha, you guys, I found yet more horrible Gerard/Ray fic involving Ray the Rapist, torture and abuse. I stayed up too late reading it. SERIOUSLY, WHAT MAKES PEOPLE DO THAT TO THESE TWO RIDICULOUS SOFTIES MY GOD.

A day later, I am left with two main questions--

First, what kind of freakish superpower do I have that I seem to find endless examples of this genre without any effort on my part?

And second, why oh why oh why do I then read it?

In less traumatizing news, here, go read my and lovesongwriter's thoughts about MCR's special occasion birthday orgies from yesterday.

Edited to add: also, my friends list is talking all about the FOB cover of Beat It today, and everytime someone mentions John Mayer, it makes me think of Patrick and Pete talking in the car in this interview (about 1:55 - 2:15).

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

What are you on about?



THAT IS THE FACE OF A RAPIST.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THIS PICTURE

(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/?action=view&current=gerardray7.jpg)

SUDDENLY MUCH MORE SINISTER WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT BEING LOCKED IN THE FRIDGE WAS GEE'S PUNISHMENT FOR GAGGING INSTEAD OF TAKING IT LIKE A GOOD BITCH, Y/N?

[modillian.livejournal.com]

I cannot stop giggling at the photo. GERARD, TRAPPED IN A STEEL CASE OF EMOOOOOTION!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You would think Mikey would win at Hide and Seek, but he's pretty lazy and is always behind the couch. Gerard is the real champion.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

WHEN RAY LOCKED HIM IN THERE HE SAID, "AND JUST REMEMBER, I CAN DO THIS WITH YOU IN MORE THAN ONE PIECE, TOO."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THAT IS JUST MAKING ME THINK OF THE BABY SERIAL KILLER DISCUSSION WE HAD WITH CLAIRE IN MY COMMENTS A FEW MONTHS AGO

IT DOESN'T COUNT IF GERARD THINKS IT'S ROMANTIC

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. IF THAT'S THE CASE, THREATS LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE GERARD COME IN HIS PANTS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

♥___♥

"IT'S NOT EVEN OUR ANNIVERSARY"

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking about them having, like, ridiculously sappy sex where Ray's whispering fucked-up death threats in his ear.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwww. Gerard gets all dressed up with lots of fake bloody wounds from his make-up.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

They watch Dexter beforehand to get in the mood.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/?action=view&current=gerardray21.jpg)

Gerard: Wait, what's all this about rape? You holding out on me, Toro?

Ray: You mean I didn't show you the backroom yet? COME ON.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥♥

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

Heee. I was just listening to the interview where Ray talks about how he (and Otter, wtf?!) cried and hugged Gerard when he first heard the vocals for "Munroeville." Is it possible to assault someone with sappiness? Because that is all that anyone really has to fear from Ray Toro.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hahahahhaa, god, SERIOUSLY. That is actually why I thought to link to the GSF discussion here, because I had made a comment in there about Ray's birthday orgy involving lots of CUDDLING and everyone discussing their FEELINGS. ♥

Of course, the other thing is, I've talked before about how Ray/Gerard is kind of difficult to write because it's harder to make conflict? Because they're just Two Really Incredibly Nice Boys Who Love Each Other Without Any Sacrasm Or Really Any Edginess To Cut the Sap Whatsoever? So I guess if nothing else, the badfic has find a way to get around THAT problem.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...I can only imagine that maybe it's because Ray could so easily physically dominate Gerard? I...totally don't get why you'd skip right over consensual d/s and into Rapeville there, but.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You have a point, I guess, but then how come I don't come across lots of fic with Bob raping Frank or Mikey or something, I wonder!

Honestly, there's just something about picking these two dudes that makes it endlessly amusing to me, and I doubt I will get over it. Ray Toro is a MARSHMALLOW.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

THE SPECTRE OF JOHN MAYER HAUNTS FALL OUT BOY. SOON THEY WILL BE HIS!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

.....CREEPY!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

CREEPY LIKE A FOX!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Also! Was it the one where Gerard isn't gay and Ray rapes him in prison and Bob falls in love with Gerard and teaches him how to be crazy and then Gee gets out of jail and moves away to live with Mary Sue his lady-love?! Because that made my soul weep tears of blood.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I found that one in my very first throes of Ray/Gerard love! This is new and unexpected rape-age.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::shudders:: Oh dear Lord, why?! RAY TORO people! He's made of awesome and marshmellow! What the hell?

...link?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Editing so it's not in a public entry!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

...OMG, RAY TORO. COME HERE AND I WILL PROTECT YOU (AND YOUR THIGHS. AND YOUR ...THIGHS) FROM THE BAD WRITERS. THE BAD BAD WRITERS. (Although, at least she's not making him fuck a pile of body parts like that one author with poor Mikey.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I count it as a plus when nobody gets castrated, really.

[spvinter.livejournal.com]

Oh, have you seen the story where Ray beats Gerard to a pulp then rapes him for being a tease? I skimmed through the first chapter about Ray's creepy obsession, but when he assaulted Gerard behind the buss and broke his nose, I really couldn't go on.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That was actually one of the ones I read last night! \o/

[spvinter.livejournal.com]

FTW!

To each their own, I guess. Me? I'm more a hurt/comfort kinda girl, rather than beat/rape/torture. Not that I can really imagine all that much h/c in Ray and Gerard's relationship (unless someone else is doing the hurting, ya know?).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You can totally get h/c if you go for "Gerard getting sober" period or "trapped in the Paramour" period, I think. Real life angst, aww.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I am suddenly, sharply reminded of the "WHAT IF GERARD IS, LIKE, SPANKING PEOPLE AND ORDERING THEM TO SUCK HIS COCK AND FUCKING THEM AGAINST WALLS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY?" post from ages back

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. THAT IS STILL HILARIOUS.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

Seriously, every time I need a good laugh I go reread that post.