filth, filth, npr

[schmerica]

There comes a point in every finals week where you have to face the sad fact that you are kind of a disgusting human being. For me, that point was this morning, when I woke up, sat up in bed and looked around, and thought, "Wow, I am living in filth. I am two weeks and a bad haircut away from being a Way in a tour van. *shudders*"

I mean, God knows I've already matched their caffeine consumption levels.

In other Way-related news, while talking to Bex the other day I came to the conclusion that Gerard Way was one of those teenage boys who a) masturbated all the time but b) always did it the same way. So that when he got older and actually was starting to have regular partner sex it was still the only way he could get off.

I love this idea so much that I'm releasing it into the wild.

*nudges baby fanon to the edge of the nest*

*shooey hands*

Fly, baby fanon, fly! ROAM FREE!

...Yeah.

Now I'm going to go listen to the latest Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me podcast and embroider my weekly fantasy about Gerard being a guest for the Not My Job segment.

(Pete Wentz would also be an awesome guest, but Gerard would be the MOST awesome.)

Comments

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

See, that is fanon!Mikey in my head. It is my fondest fantasy that he still can't get off unless he's biting his lower lip.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Lip biting: always hot!

[rilee16.livejournal.com]

He probably can only do it in the shower with the door locked, or under the sheets with his face mushed into the pillow. ::snort::

There comes a point in every finals week where you have to face the sad fact that you are kind of a disgusting human being. For me, that point was this morning, when I woke up, sat up in bed and looked around, and thought, "Wow, I am living in filth. I am two weeks and a bad haircut away from being a Way in a tour van. *shudders*"

Hahaha, that's me! Except we're on the quarter system, so it's pretty much like that starting in the third week of class. But yeah, finals. I still have 14 pages of one left to write, due by 6pm this Thursday. I woke up the other morning and realized I hadn't shaved my legs in 10 days, it was disgusting!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, oh, dude. I haven't shaved since, like, November.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

On the topic of weekly fantasies, I spent my commute today fantasizing about MCR holding me a private concert after I wrote them a letter going "Hey guys! I hope you have a good time in Portland! I wish I could come but I am crazypants." And then Brian showed it to Gerard and Gerard was like "omg our poor crazypants fans!"

And then I had to recruit you and Bex to ask people in bandom if they could come to Portland and come to a concert, because I did not know 50 people who would want to see MCR play. It was very stressful and yet awesome.

And then I kind of hooked up with Ray Toro because Frank and Gerard were being all WE ARE HAPPY AND MARRIED, EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY AND MARRIED TEE HEE HEE. IDK.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you fantasy cheated on Bob, you hussy!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I surprised myself! I started out all Bob Bob Bob and then suddenly, it was Ray!

I don't know what happened! I guess I'm just feeling the Ray love lately.

And also I just like to consider how hilariously poofy haired Ray/Spes spawn would be.

[valmontheights.livejournal.com]

masturbated all the time but b) always did it the same way. So that when he got older and actually was starting to have regular partner sex it was still the only way he could get off.

Hmm, I wonder if that's the reason why I can't seem to...

*cough*