tonight on random ancient pics theater...

[schmerica]

This is the part where I would be like "RAY UR DOIN IT RONG", but look at this little face: Toro is already pretty sure he's doing it wrong. He's trying anyway, though! It's not his fault, he's way in the back. And everybody's really pretty. And it looks like he might be borrowing one of the Ways' jackets that doesn't quite fit. "Pump your right arm straight up into the air" is a complicated instruction, okay?

It's okay, Ray Toro. We all know you tried. Your band still loves you. Time for group hugs!

Comments

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

i kind of want to photoshop myself under the crook of his arm. IS THAT WRONG?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It kind of is, but you should totally do it anyway!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

What if I also photoshopped in the morph of our babies in order to make a family portrait?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I INSIST UPON IT.

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

Mikey's socks! ilthem

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure those are shoes? I've seen him wearing them in other pictures.

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

the toes look like the yellow reinforced things! Either way it is insanely dorkily awesome.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Are they the same ones Frank borrowed/stole that one time?

[spvinter.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes they are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEm3HVP_1I8

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Toot toot!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Now I want him in a stupid engineers cap. Dammit.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is amazing and yet tragic.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

It's from the alternate universe where Ray never joined a band, and his neck fell off.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am making the stupidest noises trying not to choke on my laughter right now, and it is all your fault.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

i just totally cracked the fuck up.

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

You win at life. Seriously.

[mmeguilotn.livejournal.com]

His hair is sad too! The photographer told them to do "angry but fabulous", and Ray just isn't secure enough in his fabulousness. (Frank is trying to do angry, but secretly he's really excited about the use of perspective to make him appear a normal height.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Frank looks strangely neutral, but like he could be hiding the badass behind it, I think.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

why are they doing that?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Is that really a question you ever want to ask about an MCR photoshoot?

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

yes i ask it all the time but they dont answer

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I totally read your subject line as "ancients pic" and was all "Ooh, togas?" for a moment before I got to the Ray cut tag.

IDK.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, that would have been awesome. Dammit.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

MCR should wear togas. I mean, for serious. Where are dorky MCR in toga pictures for me?

Salve, Robertus. Quid est? *waggles eyebrows all Joey from Friends*

[rilee16.livejournal.com]

MCR should wear togas. I mean, for serious. Where are dorky MCR in toga pictures for me?

O.O

Would they be wearing anything under these togas?

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Frank wouldn't!

I suspect Mikey would be wearing several layers and a hoodie.

Ray, perhaps boxers that are a color that shows through the sheet.

Bob and Gerard, I will leave to other's speculation.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

suspect Mikey would be wearing several layers and a hoodie.

LOLS! so many LOLS!

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

See, and I just focus on Mikey's little face and how he's so clearly thinking "Yes, I am in a band with my brother, but I will be badass with it." *snugs him*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

His little chin, man.

[rilee16.livejournal.com]

Really boys, we don't need to see up your noses.



Gerard's wrist looks... Odd. Stretched out and long.

Oh no! He tried to have sexytimes, and someone put him on a rack! And he didn't even come!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Huh. It just looks like the way his shirt is bunched up to me, I don't know.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

Ray, it's okay, we know you're not really badass at all. You don't have to pretend, we'll still love you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We love him even more this way, really.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Oh, RAY. It's like he was late to dance class and missed learning the newest move and now he's just trying his best to catch up.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

:( Someone keeps yelling "And one, and two, and three, and four" and the other guys are spinning around and stuff and it's all so STRESSFUL.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

How's Ray supposed to be doing it right, when the guy in front of him is also doing it wrong. Clearly, they told Mikey to use his outside arm, but no, he want's to do it JUST LIKE GERARD. And then he tripped and fell and ended up putting his arm THROUGH Gerard's head. Ray is just confused by this, okay?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. Mikey is doing it the same way as everybody else, though! It still looks even. Ray is off in his own world.