I like things!

[schmerica]

Today I didn't go to class, livejournal. I have decided that I have to announce to you whenever this happens. Between the shame of that, speshope's possible visit, and my mother's bribe, I feel that should be adequate for keeping me responsible for the rest of the term.

Here, have a random list I've been thinking about.

THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME READ YOUR FIC: A LIST

1. including any of these pairings:

pete/mikey
gerard/ray
brian/gerard
mcr gsf
bert/gerard
frank/bob
gerard/mikey
bob/pete
pete/joe
gerard/lyn-z
the cab (gsf or any pairings or threesomes that include either ian or singer)

2. including any of these kinks:

underage shenanigans
always-a-girl AUs
historical AUs
any other AUs that happen to randomly coincide with my interests in general
Gerard in a dress
really well-done hurty argument scenes where people know how to push each other's buttons
lambchoppy couples attempting to be kinky and failing
breathplay
gangbangs
Bob topping anyone
Pete subbing for anyone
lots of cuddling
romance novel style plots
backstory gen (especially wee baby Ways)

3. Pairings that irrationally turn me off, no matter how good the fic is or how many other things I like about it:

Patrick/Mikey
Patrick/Joe
Bob/Ray
Panic in general. I don't know why! I like them! I just get bored easily, which sucks since they fit so many of the kinks above.