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[schmerica]

Today I didn't go to class, livejournal. I have decided that I have to announce to you whenever this happens. Between the shame of that, speshope's possible visit, and my mother's bribe, I feel that should be adequate for keeping me responsible for the rest of the term.

Here, have a random list I've been thinking about.

THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME READ YOUR FIC: A LIST

1. including any of these pairings:

pete/mikey
gerard/ray
brian/gerard
mcr gsf
bert/gerard
frank/bob
gerard/mikey
bob/pete
pete/joe
gerard/lyn-z
the cab (gsf or any pairings or threesomes that include either ian or singer)

2. including any of these kinks:

underage shenanigans
always-a-girl AUs
historical AUs
any other AUs that happen to randomly coincide with my interests in general
Gerard in a dress
really well-done hurty argument scenes where people know how to push each other's buttons
lambchoppy couples attempting to be kinky and failing
breathplay
gangbangs
Bob topping anyone
Pete subbing for anyone
lots of cuddling
romance novel style plots
backstory gen (especially wee baby Ways)

3. Pairings that irrationally turn me off, no matter how good the fic is or how many other things I like about it:

Patrick/Mikey
Patrick/Joe
Bob/Ray
Panic in general. I don't know why! I like them! I just get bored easily, which sucks since they fit so many of the kinks above.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Bob/Ray

WRONG ON THE INTERNET

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

:(

I have no justification! It just makes me sad, no matter how much I like them individually!

Also, I like how you focused on that instead of dozen things you actually agree with me about.

[galaxyaway.livejournal.com]

Pete and Mikey used to be my in-closet-pairing and I wouldn't admit to anyone that I totally read anything and everything involving Pete/Mikey. But then one day I was like, "wtf am I so guilty about this?" and life was okay from then on.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think I have moved on from the stage where I checked the Pete/Mikey tag at del.icio.us everyday and read every story that came up. Now it's only, like, 95% of them.

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

Yesss to the arguments where they really know how to get the other person riled up. I would love to see more of that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If you can make my chest get all achey and make lose my breath in a scene like that, you will own me forever. God.

(For some reason I always think of the pilot of Everwood when I'm trying to explain this button; there's one scene between Ephram and his dad that is pretty much it in a nutshell.)

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

PEARL WE HATE ALL THE SAME PAIRINGS!!!!! WE ARE UNITED BY OUR DISLIKE!

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

SHE THOUGHT I LIKED RAY/BOB, LEA

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*TWIRLS YOU FOREVER*

WE ARE RIGHT AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE WRONG, YAY

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

??? Is Patrick/Mikey a thing that exists in the world?

Why?

Just.

Why?

*BAFFLED*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have seen it, but not read it; I run far away because the idea makes me sad. Peeeeeeeeeeeete.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

I HAD NO IDEA! (http://del.icio.us/tag/mikey%2Fpatrick)

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha /o\ I have written every one of your hated pairings, I think. (Although some of them only in GSF, I'm pretty sure!)

But I have also written lots of the acceptable stuff! That balances things out, right???

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I do not dislike people for writing those pairings! I just don't like reading them myself. And yes, you write tons and tons of stuff that makes me a happy bunny on a regular basis!

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I am not the only person who still counts in fraction of years! (twenty-two. and a half.)

Anyone in women's clothing tends to snare me. I love cuddling in fic. So warm and snuggly. Hell I think I like it best when there's no sex even. And Mikey. Any Mikey presence that doesn't ping wrong with me.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Crossdressing isn't one of my kinks in general, but for some reason it really works for me with Gerard.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

I don't like Ray/Bob either. But I can't say or Mary will yell at me again. D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mary is away from the internet still! WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER.

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THINGS TOO. ESPECIALLY HOTASFUCK SEXY THINGS. YESPLZ.

Gerard/Lyn-Z = My OTP. There needs to be more hotunbridledhetsex between them. For realz.


backstory gen (especially wee baby Ways)

YES. YESYESYES *headdesk*headdesk*headdesk*headdesk* Yes.


Gerard in a dress

Obv. XD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They are happy happy things!

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I like youuuuu.


(moar crossdressing, plz.)


also: trufax -- I cannot slash Ray with anybody. idk. idkkkkkk. I love the dude but I don't like reading it in fic. DDDDDDDDDDD:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I love you anyway! Everybody has their flaws! ♥♥♥

[myounghistory.livejournal.com]

It makes me feel so smug that you and I agree about Bob/Ray. It's not rational! But!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? We are ridiculous.

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

Why do I keep writing your pairings, dude? I HAVE OTHER PAIRINGS. And yet, the siren call of Ray/Gerard is so strong...ooh, and Frank/Bob...and Brian...

Okay, also, I am very rarely irrationally turned off by pairings, but Patrick/Mikey seems weird even to me. WEIRD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams at you* Because they are wonderful pairings! You should really not even try to resist. Just write me more. Yep. *nods solemnly*

[etben.livejournal.com]

WHAT ABOUT THE REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL LONGING, ERICA.

WHAT ABOUT THAT???

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THAT TOOOOOOOOOOOO

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

I love you! I am pretty much just a sucker for any AU ever. Historical romancess Except spy ones. Idek, they're just..baaaaaaah. And AMINALS. POOF THEY'RE A CAT. CUDDLES.

And obviously, Jon/Brendon. Panic in general kind of boring, but lately I've just been making grabby hands at fic in general, so I've been reading a lot of Panic. And then I'm just like, jeez Ryan/Bredon is boring! And I SKIP THE PORN. BECAUSE ITS BORING AND I WOULD RATHER FOCUS ON THE PLOT.

♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I hate when that happens! THE WORLD TURNS UPSIDE DOWN. WHYYYYY?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

your list of kinks would make for a damn entertaining multi-fandom ficathon, I have to say.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would have no objections to such a thing!