Last night I had a dream that I was watching some trashy VH1 show about celebrities, and they started talking about Bert McCracken on Surivivor. Apparently he was on twice! And won! And set some kind of record for winning like competitions or something? It was all very what the fuck and I was seriously peeved at
fox1013 for somehow not thinking to tell me this extremely important information. Because, really, what's the point of having a brilliant best friend who's obsessed with reality TV if she doesn't tell you when your stinky crazy bandom obsessions are secretly Survivor champions?
In the voiceover on the TV show, they referred to Bert as "the former gymnast from Utah." In retrospect, I am impressed with this attention to detail on the part of my subconscious.
In the voiceover on the TV show, they referred to Bert as "the former gymnast from Utah." In retrospect, I am impressed with this attention to detail on the part of my subconscious.
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