six am is not my happy time

[schmerica]

YOU'RE WRONG ON THE INTERNET.

>:(

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG, SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD WRITE ME DEEPLY MEANINGFUL AND DEEP ARTISTICALLY WORTHY NON-PERVERTED H/C INCESTUOUS THREESOME SLAVEFIC ABOUT REAL DUDES TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

THE ONE WHERE RAY SAVES GERARD FROM HIMSELF AND THEY GO TO FIND MIKEY WHO'S BEEN SOLD TO FRANK, RIGHT? AND THEY HAVE LOTS OF SOMETIMES WEEPY SEX?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

all I can think is Ray would be so careful! Because Mikey's been taken away from him, and Gerard is emotionally vulnerable!

but it's hard to resist when Gerard pulls Ray close and starts nuzzling him, whispering, "Please?"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

♥___♥

RIGHT ON THE INTERNET.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

I NEED TO GO TO WORK.

BUT THERE IS PEOPLE BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET.

I AM SO CONFLICTED.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM SURE THEY WILL STILL BE WRONG WHEN YOU COME BACK!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

SOMEDAY I WILL INVENT A MACHINE TO PUNCH PEOPLE THROUGH THE INTERNET. IT WILL HAVE A BIG RED BUTTON, AND WHEN I HIT IT, A FIST COMES OUT AND HITS EVERYONE WHO IS WRONG. I WILL ABUSE THIS MACHINE MERCILESSLY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WOULD APPROVE OF THIS PLAN 100% EXCEPT FOR HOW I SUSPECT YOU WOULD USE IT ON ME WHENEVER YOU UNILATERALLY DECLARE US AT SHIPPING WAR

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH PETE/JOE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*SHIELDS SELF WITH HANDS*

NOT THE FACE!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

...except when it's hot and Joe's a girl. /o\

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

What about if Pete has wings?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT RACHEL, YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME WINGFIC :(((((((((((

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SOMEHOW THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN CONSISTENT MAKE IT WORSE. :(

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

i'm kind of slutty for magical realism :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You say that, but all I'm hearing is "I hate Pearl and want her to be sad."

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

It's not just you! Last weekend I shrieked at an entire group of fangirls that their pairing was invalid and basically amounted to microwaved leftovers! I WANT EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME TO BE SAD :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

EXCEPT QUETTASER APPARENTLY.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

SHE KNOWS ME TOO WELL :( SHE ONCE GOT ME TO ADMIT I'D READ PATRICK/MIKEY IF SHE WROTE IT DDDDDD:

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

SOMETIMES I JUST WAKE UP TO THE DUMBEST SHIT. >:(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD STAY AWAKE AND KEEP THE STUPIDS AWAY!

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

I WILL STAY AWAKE FOREVER. THAT WILL SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS.

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, I JUST WANTED TO COMMENT USING MY APPROPRIATE ICON.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PERFECT!

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I LOVE A CAPSLOCK PARTY.

ALSO PETE WOULD LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT PETE/JOE IS CANONICAL. HE HAS CANONICALLY BLOWN JOE BOTH HERE AND ON SIX OTHER DIMENSIONS, EVEN THE ONE WHERE HE IS A PURPLE NINJA TURTLE WITH WINGS AND SUPER-DUPER NUNCHUCK POWERS.

(JOE IS THE PINK NINJA TURTLE WITH SUPERSPEED SO IT'S NOT INTERSPECIES OK.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD WE SEE EYE TO EYE ON THESE IMPORTANT ISSUES!

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

A OK EVERYONE'S HAPPY

especially ninjaturtle!joe.

Did you know that I imagined what gay turtle sex would be like for ~2 minutes after I wrote this comment? INORITE?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

What conclusions did you come to?

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I googled "turtle penis" and then cracked up laughing? They're terrifyingly well-endowed (http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2007/04/terrifying_sex_organs_of_male.php), but I bet Pete could handle it.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

WHO IS WRONG ABOUT WHAT ON THE INTERNET?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

EH, PEOPLE FIND IT REALLY EASY TO PICK ON BADFIC TO GAIN THE MORAL HIGH GROUND WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE FULL IMPLICATIONS OF THEIR ARGUMENTS.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

SAD. D:

I ONLY MOCK BADFIC BECAUSE I LOVE!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THE BADFIC IN QUESTION IS TOTALLY REPELLENT, FOR REAL, BUT THE REACTION IS MAKING ME SEE RED.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

AW, I AM SAD THAT STUPID PEOPLE ARE MAKING YOU SEE RED. D:

[neery.livejournal.com]

SO VERY HORRIBLY WRONG ON THE INTERNET.

I should go and comment in the original post, but then I would get all emotionally invested (or rather, even MORE emotionally invested) and have to spend my evening being angry.

Maybe I should write porn instead.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I approve of this por-writing plan!

[redsambuca.livejournal.com]

*collapses in an exhausted heap*

What have I doooooooooooone. *facepalm*

It definitely did occur to me, at 4:30am last night, that I had dedicated the previous 6 hours to eradicating WRONGNESS ON THE INTERNET, and I stood up immediately and banged my head several times against the wall. Well, more literally, I stood up and fell into bed, and banged my head against the pillows a bit before passing out.

Aggggggh I kinda want to flog myself with birch rods. D:

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

CAPSLOCK PARTAY!!!!

DON'T WORRY, CREEPYSMILEYMINISTERLADY WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER. 8D

[minna.livejournal.com]

STUPID PEOPLE ARE BEING STUPID, PEARL

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