my thoughts are not deep

[schmerica]

You know, in the AU where both Gerard and Mikey have always been girls, I cannot fully conceive of just how much detail Mikey must have gotten all the time about Bert McCracken's love of cunnilingus.

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[impertinence.livejournal.com]

...all I can think is that makes the prospect of Pete/Mikey/Alicia THAT MUCH MORE AMAZING.

Mikey's vagina, I mean, not Bert's love of Gerard's.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Do you think Mikey is annoyed because girl!Pete isn't really into eating pussy?

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Pete is a girl too?

Mikey would be really annoyed, but Pete really likes fingering and vibrators, so...whatever, Mikey can deal. It's a little weird the first time she has sex with Alicia, though, because Alicia's all over her. Mikey's used to just lying there and maybe making out!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pete is both a girl and not-a-girl at the same time. It's like Schroedinger's Porn.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

....my mind went to dickgirl places with this, and all I can think is that of all the people, Pete probably wouldn't mind.

/o\

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

....I would totes read dickgirl!Pete/girl!Mikeyway/ and either girl!Alicia or boy!Alicia

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You totally just made me think of one of my favorite dS porn stories and I got to go read it again. Yaaaaaaay.

(http://www.stonesoup.co.nz/chinashop/fic/mail.html)

[valmontheights.livejournal.com]

Man, all I can think about is girl!Gerard and girl!Mikey going on a fact-finding mission about the elusive G-Spot, each one exploring their own bodies, and when Mikey finds it first Gee just pouts and says, "Not fair. Your fingers are longer."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You don't think girl!Gerard has read enough feminist lit to be skeptical of seeking out the vaginal orgasm?

[valmontheights.livejournal.com]

She's in staunch denial of her curiosity, until her little sister turns 16 and starts coming home with all her stories about how "Gabe did this to me today" and "Pete touched me here" and "Frank put his mouth here" and it's all she can do not to scream.

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

You know, I was going to say "Yes, but did Bert ever write poetry about it and put it on his myspace?" which is now my new gold standard, but then I started thinking about how great that would be if he had, and every one -Mikey, poor Ray, Brian, Quinn, Matt Cortez, the audience for every show- knew that it was about Gerard.

I'm picturing people wearing home-made T-shirts quoting bits to MCR shows.

[lily-liedtome.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. Also, I want on of those shirts. Or, I want someone to write this story so that I can make a shirt out of it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That thought is absolutely delightful in every possibly way.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

This, plus the blog updates from Patrick and Joe, pretty much made my morning.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is a good day!

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite in the whole wide world \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaay!

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

You mean kind of like how IRL he probably heard way more about Bert than he ever wanted to know? Poor Mikey. His life is hard regardless of genitalia. :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The thing about Mikey is he probably doesn't actually mind. He's Mikey.

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I know. I still love the idea of drunk Bert just saying the most inappropriate things to Mikey about Gerard and Mikey just being like "I already knew that." And Bert just gets kind of frustrated about not getting any rise out of Mikey at all, but eventually he learns that getting a rise out of Mikey is almost impossible anyway.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT IDEA TOO. I think valerie_z had a really short ficlet along those lines? But I want mooooooooore/

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember reading that. Oh, Mikey, you put up with so much.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am really so seriously charmed by the idea of Mikey and Gerard telling each other everything, no really, everything. I can totally buy it.

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

With pillows in their laps and a tub of ice cream and the lights off with a flashlight and sleeping bags on the floor?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Of course! But also, you know, just sitting around the breakfast table or cooped up in the back of the van or standing around for a smoke break. Whatver!

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Hem hem (http://www.valerielewis.net/badbadbadbadman/brothers.html).

[etben.livejournal.com]

i feel like gerard spends a lot of time being all worldly and "no seriously mikey you can't imagine how good it is" about it, and then mikey starts seeing alicia. and, like, it's not like mikey brags or anything? but her smug smile when gee starts going on and on about bert is just infuriating.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha, I love this idea.