![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
schmericaHahahaha, oh man, me and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bexless somehow got onto the subject of astrology this morning and I ended up going to a website to look up the different star signs for various bandom boys. Nothing interesting for Gabe or Pete or Mikeyway, but oh my goodness, the rest of MCR's general horoscope profiles were ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Excerpts behind the cut!
GERARD (Aries)
You tend to see the world in black and white.
......
You believe strongly that life should be a certain way and an injustice will offend your personal sensibilities. You don’t question why the injustice exists, youjust very firmly insist it shouldn’t be. You will courageously defend any of your ideals or fight any injustice.
.......
In this and all other matters you are quite vocal. You don’t hesitate to share your opinions. However, you rarely stop to consider anybody else’s perspective. You can be so brash, so sure that your view is right that you’ll run right over others. As an Aries you can be inconsiderate and self-centered. You get a thrill out of trying new things and inspiration can hit you suddenly. You are great at starting things but your interest in the project rarely lasts long enough to finish. .
......
You love to act as a champion for others. A knight in shining armor is how you picture yourself, ready to defend the weak and helpless. This is a great quality that attracts others and endears you to them but can also lead to arrogance.
......
You take pride in your ability to see the world straight-on and knowing you're capable of handling anything that comes your way. The lessons of an Aries is to keep the purity of your spirit, to help others without pride and avoiding the pitfalls of arrogance. Another lesson of Aries is to stop being self-centered by recognizing, acknowledging and respecting that others are different than you.
FRANK (Scorpio)
You are intense. You tend to take everything seriously, even having fun. To you, life is serious, how could it not be? You have this approach to all aspects of your life. You have intense likes and dislikes, or you simply don't care. When you have an opinion its firm, but if it doesn't concern you, then why waste energy? You probably have few true friends but those friendships you hold dear and nobody is more loyal and trustworthy than you. However, in the same token, if you make enemies, you can be cruel, going to extremes for revenge. Nobody wrongs you. You take everything personally because you are so emotional. You tend to regard others suspiciously and they must win your respect. You have doubts to the greatness of human nature, but its only because you recognize the potential of the negative qualities in yourself and assume everyone else has them.
......
Most descriptions of Scorpio categorize you as sexually obsessed. While it might be true that sex has a greater hold over you than others, its is more about the recognition of the power it holds and the longing to be complete absorbed into another person. You are very firmly your own person and probably wouldn't change a thing about yourself, yet you have an overwhelming need to completely emerge with another person. To love so deeply and intensely that you are one
person.
.......
When you do love it tends to be strong and long lasting. You do have a tendency to become obsessed, especially in love matters. You hate superficial things, being more concerned with the deeper aspects of life, like sex, love and death.
......
This is the lesson of Scorpio, to disregard obsessions, recognize revenge as the boomerang it is, respect the will of others, and learn forgiveness, for others and yourself- to rise above. When this potential within you is recognized you have a tremendous ability to help and heal others.
RAY (Cancer)
You are sensitive, funny and very emotional. You have a vivid imagination and can get lost in your daydreaming. The past has a special importance to you and you probably have quite a collection of memorabilia. Your home is very important to you. This is the place where you feel most comfortable, emotionally
secure and free to be yourself. You probably spend a lot of time making your home as lavish as possible. Although you are not known for your temper, any perceived threats to your home would make you fierce and willing to fight. Family is also important to you. You have strong ties to all your family members and nothing would devastate you more than a split with them. You can be very moody. You swing from being upbeat, charming and funny, to being cranky, out of sorts and overly sensitive.
....
You are good at keeping secrets and are more observant than you let on. Your memory is superb. You don’t have very many superficial relationships as you like to form close attachments to others. As a Cancer, you are kind, giving and generous. However, you do have the tendency to hold a grudge and can be easily offended. The lesson of a Cancer is to learn to separate their emotions from their thinking. The realizations must come that sometimes emotions are just that- feelings that have no basis on reality and that an emotion does not define who you are.
BOB (Capricorn)
You are practical, disciplined and ambitious. You usually know exactly what you want and the best way to go about getting it. This is a fordable combination and its likely you will achieve your goals. You can also be very aggressive, which surprises many people because they tend to think you gentle and reserved. You tend to take life very seriously and are extremely realistic. You are responsible and understand all your duties and are especially careful of your reputation. Making a fool of yourself is unacceptable to you. Not to say you don’t have a sense of humor and can’t enjoy slap stick humor.
....
Rudeness really irritates you. In close friendships, partnerships and love matters you are loyal, devoted and capable of handling any situation that arises. You rarely express any passionate emotions but love instead in a steady, enduring and thoughtful manner.
bexless somehow got onto the subject of astrology this morning and I ended up going to a website to look up the different star signs for various bandom boys. Nothing interesting for Gabe or Pete or Mikeyway, but oh my goodness, the rest of MCR's general horoscope profiles were ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Excerpts behind the cut!GERARD (Aries)
You tend to see the world in black and white.
......
You believe strongly that life should be a certain way and an injustice will offend your personal sensibilities. You don’t question why the injustice exists, youjust very firmly insist it shouldn’t be. You will courageously defend any of your ideals or fight any injustice.
.......
In this and all other matters you are quite vocal. You don’t hesitate to share your opinions. However, you rarely stop to consider anybody else’s perspective. You can be so brash, so sure that your view is right that you’ll run right over others. As an Aries you can be inconsiderate and self-centered. You get a thrill out of trying new things and inspiration can hit you suddenly. You are great at starting things but your interest in the project rarely lasts long enough to finish. .
......
You love to act as a champion for others. A knight in shining armor is how you picture yourself, ready to defend the weak and helpless. This is a great quality that attracts others and endears you to them but can also lead to arrogance.
......
You take pride in your ability to see the world straight-on and knowing you're capable of handling anything that comes your way. The lessons of an Aries is to keep the purity of your spirit, to help others without pride and avoiding the pitfalls of arrogance. Another lesson of Aries is to stop being self-centered by recognizing, acknowledging and respecting that others are different than you.
FRANK (Scorpio)
You are intense. You tend to take everything seriously, even having fun. To you, life is serious, how could it not be? You have this approach to all aspects of your life. You have intense likes and dislikes, or you simply don't care. When you have an opinion its firm, but if it doesn't concern you, then why waste energy? You probably have few true friends but those friendships you hold dear and nobody is more loyal and trustworthy than you. However, in the same token, if you make enemies, you can be cruel, going to extremes for revenge. Nobody wrongs you. You take everything personally because you are so emotional. You tend to regard others suspiciously and they must win your respect. You have doubts to the greatness of human nature, but its only because you recognize the potential of the negative qualities in yourself and assume everyone else has them.
......
Most descriptions of Scorpio categorize you as sexually obsessed. While it might be true that sex has a greater hold over you than others, its is more about the recognition of the power it holds and the longing to be complete absorbed into another person. You are very firmly your own person and probably wouldn't change a thing about yourself, yet you have an overwhelming need to completely emerge with another person. To love so deeply and intensely that you are one
person.
.......
When you do love it tends to be strong and long lasting. You do have a tendency to become obsessed, especially in love matters. You hate superficial things, being more concerned with the deeper aspects of life, like sex, love and death.
......
This is the lesson of Scorpio, to disregard obsessions, recognize revenge as the boomerang it is, respect the will of others, and learn forgiveness, for others and yourself- to rise above. When this potential within you is recognized you have a tremendous ability to help and heal others.
RAY (Cancer)
You are sensitive, funny and very emotional. You have a vivid imagination and can get lost in your daydreaming. The past has a special importance to you and you probably have quite a collection of memorabilia. Your home is very important to you. This is the place where you feel most comfortable, emotionally
secure and free to be yourself. You probably spend a lot of time making your home as lavish as possible. Although you are not known for your temper, any perceived threats to your home would make you fierce and willing to fight. Family is also important to you. You have strong ties to all your family members and nothing would devastate you more than a split with them. You can be very moody. You swing from being upbeat, charming and funny, to being cranky, out of sorts and overly sensitive.
....
You are good at keeping secrets and are more observant than you let on. Your memory is superb. You don’t have very many superficial relationships as you like to form close attachments to others. As a Cancer, you are kind, giving and generous. However, you do have the tendency to hold a grudge and can be easily offended. The lesson of a Cancer is to learn to separate their emotions from their thinking. The realizations must come that sometimes emotions are just that- feelings that have no basis on reality and that an emotion does not define who you are.
BOB (Capricorn)
You are practical, disciplined and ambitious. You usually know exactly what you want and the best way to go about getting it. This is a fordable combination and its likely you will achieve your goals. You can also be very aggressive, which surprises many people because they tend to think you gentle and reserved. You tend to take life very seriously and are extremely realistic. You are responsible and understand all your duties and are especially careful of your reputation. Making a fool of yourself is unacceptable to you. Not to say you don’t have a sense of humor and can’t enjoy slap stick humor.
....
Rudeness really irritates you. In close friendships, partnerships and love matters you are loyal, devoted and capable of handling any situation that arises. You rarely express any passionate emotions but love instead in a steady, enduring and thoughtful manner.
Tags:
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
4/6/08 15:39 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 01:25 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 15:57 (UTC)So, it was written in the stars that Gerard would grow up to be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:25 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 16:26 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 01:27 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 16:28 (UTC)I'm ... not really sure where to take this, but suffice it to say that this typo amuses me.
Also, apparently Frank is a sex fiend? You hear that, Frank's band? It looks like you have to help satisfy his sexual urges.
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:27 (UTC)Frank is a sex fiend, but he is ALSO an obsessive Jamiasexual! It says so right there!
(no subject)
4/6/08 18:21 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 22:18 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 01:28 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 19:13 (UTC)We told them Gerard Way Saves Lives.
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:29 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 19:43 (UTC)And Frank is a sex fiend = I ♥♥♥ the WORLD.
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:29 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 06:40 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 21:27 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 21:39 (UTC)Pete? Seriously?
Although I guess astro sites tend to be really nice about it which is a shame, because if you're enough of a GEEK about that shit, you're liable to find his being a gemini completely hilarious.
but their EXISTENTIAL ANGST!
Okay, here's a fun one for you: some guy fucks you up in some way. Your 3 best friends react like this.
Sagittarius: stand beside you, joining in on the angry chorus of 'fuck that guy D:spat on. His girlfriend leaves him, his friends don't want to know him, and he slinks out of town with his head down. Most people aren't even sure why they're shunning him, and definitely don't know who started it, but your Gemini friend smirks quietly to themselves about it the whole time.
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:30 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 10:22 (UTC)(no subject)
4/6/08 23:00 (UTC)that can't be right
how can zodiacs be so spot on
o.o
(no subject)
5/6/08 01:30 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 02:29 (UTC)(no subject)
5/6/08 11:55 (UTC)