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schmericaOKAY SO I GIVE IN ALREADY. My friends, let us discuss Wizards of Waverly Place. Here are some topics to start us off:
1) How is even humanly possible for Selena Gomez to be this charming? HOW? I want her to live in my pocket forever and be adoooorable, oh man. I can hardly stand it.
2) The show is actually surprisingly good. No, I'm serious. In the genre of tween-appealing family shows, this one is both less embarrassing and less mind-numbingly stupid. And I mean, like, I will defend Hannah Montana pretty far, but however I love it, I know that is a crappy show. The quality of this one is higher than that.
3) You guys, I know you're all going laugh at me, and it is probably deserved, but ... LOL SUBTEXTUAL HETCEST :DDD:. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW. The first episode I saw was the one where Alex has both her & her best friend's brain in her head, and her best friend has a huge mega crush on Justin, and starts trying to control Alex's body's behavior around Justin and his girlfriend? And then we just watched another episode where Alex finds out Justin has not had his first kiss yet, and she's WAY WAY WAY TOO INVOLVED in making it perfect for him (and that episode ends with her kissing a random guy in front of him just to get back at him).
It also doesn't help that their relationship is probably the strongest one on the show and the two actors have a lot of chemistry together. Plus he's the cute but incredibly fucking geeky boy! and she's the evil but adorable one! And um. Stop looking at me like that.
I would like to add that I might have been able to let all of this go if it hadn't been for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
shoemaster's EPICALLY ENABLING TEXT MESSAGES. She just linked me to fanfiction.net stories, you guys. Do you know when the last time I read badfic with a guarantee of no porn to make it worth my while? NEITHER DO I.
TO RECAP: Selena Gomez is the cutest thing alive, this show is addictive, and you should all be writing me and Allison Disney tween incest fic. (shoemaster prefers where they're secretly not really related, so it could have happy endings.) Relatedly, I still encourage links to any and all Selena/Demi Lovato or Princess Protection Program fic that isn't terrible.
1) How is even humanly possible for Selena Gomez to be this charming? HOW? I want her to live in my pocket forever and be adoooorable, oh man. I can hardly stand it.
2) The show is actually surprisingly good. No, I'm serious. In the genre of tween-appealing family shows, this one is both less embarrassing and less mind-numbingly stupid. And I mean, like, I will defend Hannah Montana pretty far, but however I love it, I know that is a crappy show. The quality of this one is higher than that.
3) You guys, I know you're all going laugh at me, and it is probably deserved, but ... LOL SUBTEXTUAL HETCEST :DDD:. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW. The first episode I saw was the one where Alex has both her & her best friend's brain in her head, and her best friend has a huge mega crush on Justin, and starts trying to control Alex's body's behavior around Justin and his girlfriend? And then we just watched another episode where Alex finds out Justin has not had his first kiss yet, and she's WAY WAY WAY TOO INVOLVED in making it perfect for him (and that episode ends with her kissing a random guy in front of him just to get back at him).
It also doesn't help that their relationship is probably the strongest one on the show and the two actors have a lot of chemistry together. Plus he's the cute but incredibly fucking geeky boy! and she's the evil but adorable one! And um. Stop looking at me like that.
I would like to add that I might have been able to let all of this go if it hadn't been for
shoemaster's EPICALLY ENABLING TEXT MESSAGES. She just linked me to fanfiction.net stories, you guys. Do you know when the last time I read badfic with a guarantee of no porn to make it worth my while? NEITHER DO I.TO RECAP: Selena Gomez is the cutest thing alive, this show is addictive, and you should all be writing me and Allison Disney tween incest fic. (
shoemaster prefers where they're secretly not really related, so it could have happy endings.) Relatedly, I still encourage links to any and all Selena/Demi Lovato or Princess Protection Program fic that isn't terrible.Tags: