i have been putting off making this for a while now

[schmerica]

OKAY SO I GIVE IN ALREADY. My friends, let us discuss Wizards of Waverly Place. Here are some topics to start us off:

1) How is even humanly possible for Selena Gomez to be this charming? HOW? I want her to live in my pocket forever and be adoooorable, oh man. I can hardly stand it.

2) The show is actually surprisingly good. No, I'm serious. In the genre of tween-appealing family shows, this one is both less embarrassing and less mind-numbingly stupid. And I mean, like, I will defend Hannah Montana pretty far, but however I love it, I know that is a crappy show. The quality of this one is higher than that.

3) You guys, I know you're all going laugh at me, and it is probably deserved, but ... LOL SUBTEXTUAL HETCEST :DDD:. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW. The first episode I saw was the one where Alex has both her & her best friend's brain in her head, and her best friend has a huge mega crush on Justin, and starts trying to control Alex's body's behavior around Justin and his girlfriend? And then we just watched another episode where Alex finds out Justin has not had his first kiss yet, and she's WAY WAY WAY TOO INVOLVED in making it perfect for him (and that episode ends with her kissing a random guy in front of him just to get back at him).

It also doesn't help that their relationship is probably the strongest one on the show and the two actors have a lot of chemistry together. Plus he's the cute but incredibly fucking geeky boy! and she's the evil but adorable one! And um. Stop looking at me like that.

I would like to add that I might have been able to let all of this go if it hadn't been for shoemaster's EPICALLY ENABLING TEXT MESSAGES. She just linked me to fanfiction.net stories, you guys. Do you know when the last time I read badfic with a guarantee of no porn to make it worth my while? NEITHER DO I.

TO RECAP: Selena Gomez is the cutest thing alive, this show is addictive, and you should all be writing me and Allison Disney tween incest fic. (shoemaster prefers where they're secretly not really related, so it could have happy endings.) Relatedly, I still encourage links to any and all Selena/Demi Lovato or Princess Protection Program fic that isn't terrible.

Comments

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

DUDE, HE'S ALL ANGRY AT HER FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT IT MEANS FOR THEM NOT TO BE RELATED, AND COMES BACK TO FIND HER ASLEEP IN HIS BED. IT'S AMAZING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP I AM JUST STARTING NOW :DDD

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

LOL I LOVE THAT SHOW. THAT SHOW AND JONAS LEGIT CRACK ME UP.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH THANK GOD I AM NOT ALONE. I was like "maybe this is some super advanced form of Stockholm Syndrome? I JUST CAN'T TELL."

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

so how would they be secretly not related? ~magic~?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Imp, are you going to make me write the story FOR you?

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Someone left him on their doorstep. Possibly the stork.

[byabsence.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A TOPIC I CAN GET BEHIND :D

I love all Selena Gomezes. She's so charming in everything she does. Also, the show has good writers because Alex's character is hilarious. And adorable. I'm probably more excited than I should be for the Wizards of Waverly Place movie /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are not alone in that "probably too excited" about the movie thing! They keep showing little behind the scene clips and stuff. fox1013 is going to be seeing a lot of Selena Gomez when we move in together apparently.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY? I watched about five minutes of this show, and I was SO DISAPPOINTED when I realized they were related. WOE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously, so much chemistry! Such my type. I actually feel kind of guilty, but it's Disney's fault, right?

I am shameless when I see an opportunity

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A FABULOUS POST

And while I don't know much about Selena Gomez I have a huge crush on her girlfriend.

She clearly already belongs in bandom!

Brendon!


Patrick!


The Black Parade!

If your intereset is piqued feel free to ogle my huge Demi picspam (http://iamsupernova.livejournal.com/806680.html). And now, I will lurk the comments in this post for recs! :D

Re: I am shameless when I see an opportunity

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

&DEMI;

[allthespoons.livejournal.com]

Okay, so sadly I have no PPP fic to rec, but I would just like to register my desire for futurefic where Carter and Rosie fall out of touch after a couple of years of being long-distance friends. Carter always keeps an eye on her in the news, though, and so she knows when there's a minor scandal when Rosie is caught kissing a girl by paparazzi when she's on vacation. And then Rosie becomes the first officially out princess ever and the face of the young global GLBTQ movement.

And it's not like Carter cares, or anything. She's not into girls, but basically half her college friends are, so she's not weirded out. She's just bummed that Rosie never trusted her enough to tell her, and maybe a little sad that she didn't get to be there for Rosie when she was being basically attacked by paparazzi wherever she went, because that must have sucked. Mostly Carter puts it out of her mind, though. She doesn't even tell her college friends that she's met Rosie, let alone that she and Rosie were close friends. It just feels wrong to trade in on their friendship like that, just so she can tell some lame stories about knowing someone famous.

Only then they run into each other in, like, Paris, because Carter just graduated college and is doing the backpacking-through-Europe thing. They go out to dinner to catch up, and they talk over each other in a way that never used to be awkward, but is now. It gets less weird, though, and they hang out the next day, and the day after that, and then all of a sudden Rosie is coming along to the next city Carter's hitting. It's basically just like it used to be.

They never talk about Rosie being a lesbian, though. Carter isn't sure how to bring it up, or even if she should bring it up, and Rosie never volunteers anything, except for once when she looked across a restaurant in London and pointed out a girl she thought was hot. Well, it was Rosie, so instead of saying, "check out that hot girl," she said, "Oh, she is beautiful," almost absently, like she wasn't talking to Carter in particular, and Carter looked across the room at the redheaded girl Rosie was gazing at. Privately, Carter didn't even think the girl was that pretty, but she just sort of nodded and wondered why this was making her awkward and uneasy.

And then there is epic UST and one night they get really drunk and Rosie confesses that she had a crush on Carter when she first met her, only she didn't really realize it was a crush at the time, and then she laughs about her faily bb lesbian self. Only Carter can't stop thinking about it and then there is more epic UST and then there is adorable sex, the end.

IDK, ERICA, I AM THE MOST RIDIC. :D:

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

ROSIE GOES FOR THE MORE BAD ASS/TOMBOY TYPES, DOESN'T SHE. WHICH JUST MAKES CARTER JEALOUS, BECAUSE SHE'S ALL "I BET THEY'D FREAK OUT IN A BAIT SHOP" >:( AND IS ALL "I COULD TAKE THEM".

NEEDS ALL OF THE JEALOUSY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU SAY MOST RIDIC, I SAY MOST COMPLETELY AWESOME OMFG. BRB GONNA ROLL AROUND IN THIS UNIVERSE FOREVER OKAY? UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, Selena Gomez is amazingly adorable! I paused on an episode while channel surfing one day, and got completely sucked in because of how charming she was.

LOL SUBTEXTUAL HETCEST :DDD:

I know that this is the internet, and you're never alone, but I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT ALONE. I saw part of that one episode, and I kept thinking how adorable she and this boy were being, and wouldn't it be cute if he were her love interest. And then I kept watching and found out he was her brother. Which I am okay with! Yay hetcest for everyone!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Ugggh I want to make people write me fic about them. :( Fanfiction.net is fun sometimes but is not my preferred, even for badfic.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

UGH PEARL I LITERALLY FOLLOW MILEY, SELENA AND DEMI'S TWITTTERS AND THE THREE OF THEM ARE JUST SO EFFIN GAY FOR EACH OTHER I LOOOOOOOOVE IT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DEMI/SELENA: AN OTP FOR OUR TIME, AMIRITE?

[pirateygoodness.livejournal.com]

I still maintain that Selena and DHenrie either dated for a bit or wanted to date while they were filming the wowp movie. They LOVE each other except that he's a womanizing tool, and it makes it really weird that they play siblings.

OH MAN, are you friends with tamaraface? She recced this HEARTBREAKING several-thousand-word Alex/Justin AU that was BRILLIANT (and PG-rated) but BRILLIANT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahaha, after I posted this last night I was reading all the rumors about the two of them. Some of the pictures were really cute :(

When I was on delicious looking for fic I am pretty sure that fic was the only thing that came up at all for the justin/alex tag. I have it bookmarked for later.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

STOP READING MY MIND, PEARL. IT IS DISCONCERTING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT THINK I CAN ADEQUATELY EXPRESS HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME. WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT NEXT WEEK.

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH, YES TO EVERYTHING IN THIS POST. WOWP really cracks me up and I remember first watching it and being surprised at how much I liked it. (Also, I was going to rec you the only Justin/Alex fic I've gotten to read where the world kind of ends or something, but you've probably already read it. So!)

I need all the Carter/Rosie and/or Selena/Demi fic IN THE WORLD. Miley can come, too.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I haven't read it yet, but I have it bookmarked!

I JUST WANT THIS TO BE A REAL FANDOM WHERE PEOPLE WILL WRITE FIC FOR ME ON A REGULAR BASIS, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? I am hoping the WOWP movie will be ~~~inspiring. And yes, SO MUCH Carter/Rosie and Selena/Demi. *______*

Also I can't believe LJ froze all my icons the day before I got into a new fandom. NOT FAIR.

[electricmayhem.livejournal.com]

YOUR OPINIONS ARE GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD.

(Hi, I'm Zena, Allison's roommate)

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I love Wizards of Waverly Place. I make my niece watch it with me and she's like, "Tommy, I know you like it more than me." I haven't seen Princess Protection yet though it is in my Netflix queue.

And ::waves:: I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and friended you as I stumbled upon you via friendsoffriends.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

OKAY. OH MY GOD. THIS IS EXCITING TO SEE. Isn't that show freaking shockingly good?

ALSO. Okay, so I started that Princess Protection Program fic while I was on vacation, but can I change my request for a fic from you to Justin/Alex WoWP fic? BECAUSE I WOULD DIE AT SOME WOWP HETCEST FROM YOU. Seriously, in that show the subtext is REALLY STRONG. Like, really, really, really strong. Have you seen the one yet where Alex accidentally casts a spell where no one remembers that Justin's her brother??????? UM, JUST SAYING. HER MOM THINKS THEY SHOULD DATE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES YOU MAY. YESSSSSSSSSS. I was actually planning on it once the movie comes out, because I have high hopes that the movie will add the only thing it is missing to be a true incest ship for me, which is the part where they are all alone against the world and have only each other to rely one? But now I will DEFINITELY HAVE TO DO IT, which is yesssssssssss.

I HAVE SEEN THAT ONE AND IT WAS AMAZING OMG. :DDD