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31/3/10 13:00
schmerica: (brennan and booth)
ALL I WANT TO DO IS READ LOTS OF RIDICULOUS SCHMOOPY BRENNAN/BOOTH FIC. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK.

My life, so hard. I know.

(If Brennan/Booth fic is not available, I would also accept Sawyer/Juliet AUs branching off from the end of season 4 Lost. Or Selena Gomez and David Henrie AUs where they're like, cop partners or chefs or people in the 18th century or something.)
schmerica: (everything is not what it seems)
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: the Justin/Alex kink meme is open!!!!! You guys, it is retarded how excited I am about this, seriously. It's located over at [livejournal.com profile] omgjustinalex and the main kink meme entry is here. Make sure you read the rules, and then we can all get busy requesting and writing fic. Obviously kinky porn is encouraged, but seriously, anything Justin/Alex or Justin&Alex goes.

MY FACE IS LIKE THIS FOR REAL: :DDDDDD

Look, there's even a banner!



Uh. Other things I wanted to discuss in this entry! That have nothing to do with sexy underage incest for Disney shows!

Psych )

Bones )

FINALLY, I uploaded one of my favorite movies and you should all download it, and then watch it, and then if you want to write fanfiction AUs off of it, you should feel entirely welcome, but just appreciating its genius is also enough. It's called The Lady Eve, and it is a 1941 Preston Sturges screwball comedy starring Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda, involving sexy con-women and innocent-yet-self-righteous rich boys and snakes and revenge and love. Here is a link from megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EOD82SKE

(Seriously, I think the bandom story I want most right now is still the one where MCR are conmen and Mikey falls for Pete and Pete finds out who they are right before Mikey was going to tell him the truth. I want that one even more than the sex pollen Summer of Like one where Mikey thinks Pete has finally just got over his weird gay sex hang ups and they have lots of dirty fucking and then the next day Pete freaks the hell out. Either of those stories would make me love the person forever, basically.)
schmerica: (everything is not what it seems)
Hello, bbs. It's time once again for Wizards of Waverly Place rec time! :DDD

Two stories, both by the same author, [livejournal.com profile] amathela. The first one is Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered, and okay, the tone and plot of this are really quite close to the show, except for the bit where Justin and Alex actually make out, instead of just always seeming five minutes away from it! The second story is Spin Spin Sugar, and it's a post-ep for 1x12, Justin's Little Sister (aka the one where everybody tells Alex her new boyfriend Justin is a hottie) and omigod you guys this is exactly the slightly-porny coda I have always wanted/needed for this episode. Hearts in my eyes.

Also, so, the other day I told [livejournal.com profile] annakovsky she should write Selena/D.Henrie fic where they're cop partners and there's tons of longing and UST, right? And at the time, maybe I was saying it mostly to play upon Kovsky's weakest point, but man the more time passes the more I actually want it. Especially if it has a scene where David has to shoot somebody who's trying to hurt Selena and he's a perfect deadly shot. Ugh, why are my kinks so dumb.

more wowp

9/9/09 13:33
schmerica: (the creative process)
Another excellent Alex/Justin story! Mixed with Bad Advice by [livejournal.com profile] riflethrough. It's another post-movie fic, about all the tension that comes along with the aftermath there. I love the voices here.

For some reason last night I was thinking about Narnia. Now, I never really got into the Narnia books that much, but one thing I always found especially interesting/creepy/intriguing/sad was the way time in Narnia went differently than time in the real world, how the kids were able to spend years and years and years living out their lives, being kings and queens, growing older, and suddenly they were back in the real world, children again, as though nothing had happened.

Also: I was really afraid in the Wizards movie that at the end, only Alex would retain the memories of what happened, and relieved when Justin and Max did as well.

I'm mentioned before that my bulletproof kink for incest ships is when it's the two of them, with nothing and nobody else to rely on but each other in the entire world. I want a story where that's true for Justin and Alex, for a really long period of time: weeks, say, even months, they're trapped in some magic world together, with no way of getting back home. I'm imagining fairy tale type woods, somehow, cottage and garden and homeyness that's never actually home. And they learn to make it work, to live and survive there, and they get closer and closer, because they're all they have, and after a while, well. After a while, it's not even so bad: you get used to the rhythm of the days, one after another. You might even be happy.

And then one day something happens and in a poof of smoke you're back in the lair at home, with your dad and Max grinning at you in satisfaction, and it was just you for six months but here it's only been a few hours and nothing's changed at all. Nothing except the inside of your heads. And nobody gets that, not Mom or Dad or Max or Harper, the other person is the only one who could possibly understand, but ever since you've got back, things are weird between the two of you, like something fragile has broken and you can't look each other in the eye all the way and you don't know why.

But you miss it.
schmerica: (everything is not what it seems)
Yeah, so, just so you know? I am going to be pimping the fuck out of every single good WOWP I find, and you should all be prepared for it, okay? Okay. Now go read write a story with firecracker paper and disappear by [livejournal.com profile] irishmizzy, which is Justin POV directly after the movie, where things are back to normal except ... not exactly.

On another note, I keep seeing more and more people popping out of the woodwork, all "Wait, so I'm NOT the only person in the world who thinks they're always two seconds from making out?" NO YOU ARE NOT. COME INTO THE WARM DEVELOPING ARMS OF YOUR NEW FANDOM, BB.

EDITED TO ADD: Also check out this tiny picspam of the top 5 wonderful Alex/Justin moments from the movie. AHHHH MY HEART.

ALSO if you have asked yourself recently "Wow, those baby lesbians you keep mentioning sure are adorable. I would like to know more!" then today is your lucky day, because [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness has posted a primer to the cuteness that is Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez OTP here

fic recs!

7/9/09 14:30
schmerica: (i <3 sleep)
I have two fic recs for you guys!

First I just read the first Pete/Mikey Summer of Like fic that I've come across in ages, and it was excellent, perfectly funny and sweet and weird and ever-so-slightly-hurty in all the best ways the pairing allows. The John Hughes School of Romance by [livejournal.com profile] nokomis305.

Second of all, as I think I have made abundantly clear by this point, Alex/Justin from Wizards of waverly Place is my newest OTP and I crave fic for them more than pretty much anything else right now. Some of you share this craving, I believe, and so I point you to Keep Quiet (Nothing Comes As Easy As You), which is awesome porny moviefic, taking place the night of the campfire, and you should go read it immediately, because I love the way it's written.

Hi, you guys. It's labor day and I slept in until 1.30 and I'm gonna stay in my pajamas all day long, because it's my apartment and I can, no matter who else is here. Also, I have successfully wrangled our stove. Yay grilled cheese! :D
schmerica: (blue skies ahead)
I have been at [livejournal.com profile] fox1013's place for over 24 hours now, and we have consumed quite a lot of media. Right now we are putting on the first piece of it not to star either Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Selena Gomez, OR Demi Lovato.

You might ask why we're even bothering to watch it in that case, but, well. It's Bring It On 4: In It To Win It, and Fox felt we had to make an exception.

But you guys! Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are the most precious people ever to walk this earth oh my gooooooooooooood.

I won't even mention JDM.
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For those of you who watched Princess Protection Program when it first aired on Disney, I urge you so incredibly strongly to go to Youtube and watch this unaired scene from the DVD.

Oh my god, you guys. Oh my GOD.
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schmerica: (catching up on some reading)
OKAY SO I GIVE IN ALREADY. My friends, let us discuss Wizards of Waverly Place. Here are some topics to start us off:

1) How is even humanly possible for Selena Gomez to be this charming? HOW? I want her to live in my pocket forever and be adoooorable, oh man. I can hardly stand it.

2) The show is actually surprisingly good. No, I'm serious. In the genre of tween-appealing family shows, this one is both less embarrassing and less mind-numbingly stupid. And I mean, like, I will defend Hannah Montana pretty far, but however I love it, I know that is a crappy show. The quality of this one is higher than that.

3) You guys, I know you're all going laugh at me, and it is probably deserved, but ... LOL SUBTEXTUAL HETCEST :DDD:. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW. The first episode I saw was the one where Alex has both her & her best friend's brain in her head, and her best friend has a huge mega crush on Justin, and starts trying to control Alex's body's behavior around Justin and his girlfriend? And then we just watched another episode where Alex finds out Justin has not had his first kiss yet, and she's WAY WAY WAY TOO INVOLVED in making it perfect for him (and that episode ends with her kissing a random guy in front of him just to get back at him).

It also doesn't help that their relationship is probably the strongest one on the show and the two actors have a lot of chemistry together. Plus he's the cute but incredibly fucking geeky boy! and she's the evil but adorable one! And um. Stop looking at me like that.

I would like to add that I might have been able to let all of this go if it hadn't been for [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster's EPICALLY ENABLING TEXT MESSAGES. She just linked me to fanfiction.net stories, you guys. Do you know when the last time I read badfic with a guarantee of no porn to make it worth my while? NEITHER DO I.

TO RECAP: Selena Gomez is the cutest thing alive, this show is addictive, and you should all be writing me and Allison Disney tween incest fic. ([livejournal.com profile] shoemaster prefers where they're secretly not really related, so it could have happy endings.) Relatedly, I still encourage links to any and all Selena/Demi Lovato or Princess Protection Program fic that isn't terrible.
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