15/10/04

schmerica: (monkey drinking coke)
Uterus: Hi, there.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ...What do you want?

Uterus: Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a nice time for a friendly chat, don't you think?

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: *eyes suspiciously*

Uterus: *grinning* I was just wondering if you'd noticed those extreme mood swings you've been having the last week or so. You know, the weird depressed!unmotivated!curl-up-in-bed-for-days!pearl-o, with the random outbursts of hyper bounciness.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: As a matter of fact, yeah, I have.

Uterus: And I guess you also noticed how your normal levels of boy thoughts and sex thoughts and general hormonal wackiness seem to have escalated to those creepy incredibly fucking high levels? (No pun intended.)

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Um.

Uterus: Uh-huh. And you haven't been able to concentrate on anything, right? As a matter of fact, you've been pretty much a *nutjob* the last week or so, haven't you?

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Look, do you have a point?

Uterus: *giggles*

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ...Oh, fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw.

Uterus: Dude, I'd think twice about getting on my bad side. You know your sister's and mom's Cramps From Hell? I still have those up my sleeve.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: *silent*

Uterus: *basks in evilness*

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I hate you.
schmerica: (due south)
Okay, I blame [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl for this, because her latest entry? Made me make crazy high-pitched noises. I literally clasped my hand to my mouth and whimpered at one point, people. It was SAD.

But, yes. More Fraser picspam (screencaps courtesy of pgsnapshots.com, as usual). See, because, the thing is -- the picture I posted about the other day, the one from Mask? Though wonderful in just about every way, it was missing one thing. And that thing was: upper arms.

See, that needed to be remedied, right?

This, on the other hand, is completely gratuitous, because it makes me squeak. This one, too.

And, man alive, if I hadn't already confirmed that my hormones were completely out of whack? Looking at this screencap would have done it. I can practically feel my ovaries exploding. Um. In the good way.
schmerica: (sesame street)
Okay, so I've seen Call of the Wild quite a few times now, right? And the one thing that I still don't get is the Muldoon-killing-Caroline-Fraser thing. I mean, the dialogue goes like this:

Fraser: Why didn't you tell me?

Bob: It seems misguided now but you were so young at the time, just a young boy. I was full of rage I didn't want to pass that to you. I wanted to protect you.

But I still don't get -- how did Fraser think his mother died? Did he never wonder about it? Did they have a different version that they told him (Fraser's saying "why didn't you tell me" there, not "why did you lie to me?", which seems different)? Where was he when this happened? Wouldn't he have been around? He remembers other stuff from that age and younger. Was it just something never mention ever in the whole rest of his life?

This plagues my mind, really. I suppose it might just be one of those things you have to fill in for yourself, but it bugs me nonetheless.

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