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My friends list seems to be ever more multi-fannish all the time. Normally, I love this about it, but the last few days it has been an exercise in frustration. I cannot tell you how many times in the past few days I have gone, "Argh! I want porn! Where is the fic, flist?"

And the flist makes a good faith effort to provide, it does! It says, "Here, pearl, enjoy this SG1! This SGA! This Ocean's 11! This anime! This Dead Zone! This Fast & Furious! This Star Wars!" But I am surly.

And usually, you know, I can enjoy fic in fandoms I'm not really interested in -- sometimes quite a lot. Lately, though, my brain seems to be rejecting everything but due South out of hand. (Well, I'm sure it would accept Wilby Wonderful or Twitch City, too, but there is not much danger of that.) Stupid brain! Let me enjoy the good fic!

In conclusion: everybody wants to have sex with Ray Kowalski. Also, cock.

la la la DEATH and DESPAIR

Keeping up with my bizarrely morbid streak -- since my last viewing of the Pilot, I am now strangely intrigued with the idea of a story where, after Call of the Wild, Fraser has stayed up in the Northwest Territories and Ray has gone back to Chicago. Until, of course, Ray dies and Fraser has to go to Chicago and bring his killers to justice -- with all the deliberate parallels of the pilot, of course, la la la investigating, la la la Fraser versus everybody else, etc. Only I think Ray Kowalski's ghost could show up a lot earlier than Bob Fraser's did, because I'd want it to be a slash story, and I don't think this Fraser and RayK would have actually had a relationship. There could be lots of subtext-filled pre-slashy flashbacks on Fraser's end, too!

If only I could, you know, do plot or length of any sort. Sigh.

(On rereading, I realize this sounds very slightly similar to Kowalski is Bleeding, but it really wouldn't be; I think it's just the "stubborn Fraser" and "investigating" things that make it sound that way, but really, those are relatively basic elements.)

I also think there should be more stories where Fraser and Ray's really, really bad habits of wandering off to do dangerous stuff in different states and/or countries without informing anybody of anything gets them into trouble. Or just Fraser doing it to Ray. One of these days, he's going to end up naked in Wisconsin without money for a payphone, and then what is he going to do?

because whenever an actor plays two different characters, they are sekritly the same

fox1013: You could write fic too, y'know

pearl_o: who, me?

fox1013: Yuh huh!

pearl_o: that is crazy talk.

fox1013: You could cross over Josie and Rent!

pearl_o: unfortunately i have lost my typing fingers ina tragic accident.

fox1013: You typed that very quickly with the nubs where your typing fingers used to be!

pearl_o: ...dammit.
pearl_o: i need to think through my lies better!