(this is my sad yet hopeful face)

I am 99% sure that if this existed I would have seen it already, but I figure it's always worth asking: I am seriously, seriously craving post-The Deal super-super-fucked-up Frannie/Fraser fic. I tried to make lalejandra write it for me last summer, but she has Frannie characterization issues or whatever and snuck out of it. Does this exist anywhere? Help me, internets!

also, i kind of hate jennifer aniston? and i have NO IDEA why

The best thing I read all day is a tie between two different stories at Defamer. How can I be expected to decide between "And if it's a boy, we're still naming it Jen, bitch!" and American Idol-style Canadian politics reality TV.

Runner up prize goes to this entry at Go Fug Yourself. Oh, Katie Holmes, your story is so sad and tragic, yet making fun of you does not get ANY LESS HILARIOUS. What's that about?

i am NOT SEVENTEEN and this is NOT KERFUFFLE HIATUS season

Also, the fact that I just came across, like, 5 Smallville entries all together on my friends page is freaking me out a little. I mean, seriously, people! What is this, 2003?

[I posted this link a few weeks ago, but it's still funny. Hee.]

technically still canadian picspam, i suppose

Seriously, are there people out there who don't think Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are the cutest thing ever? And if there are, have they all been dropped on their heads as babies? Because ... dude. Seriously.

( Picturess of hot-asses are never inappropriate! )