i think my stomach is eating itself. maybe i should obtain food.

WRITING IS HARD. *poutface*

Meme:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

[eta] I'm not actually going to write any of these (unless something strikes me), but I am curious. [/eta]

new fic: want to go back to the tilt-a-whirl (pete/joe)

So the other day I offered porn to anyone who wrote me Joe/Pete/Mikey. And then quettaser wrote me Joe/Pete/Mikey and LO, it was awesome. So I wrote her Pete/Joe in return.

It is a circle of awesome, my friends. A circle of awesome.

Want to Go Back to the Tilt-a-Whirl
by Pearl-o

Pete/Joe. Approx. 2000 words. Not real. Not safe for work. (This story mentions a break-up with a canon girlfriend, if that hits anybody's squicks, but it's off-screen and respectful, and there's no bashing either way.)

For quettaser.

Joe takes care of Pete.

( Want to Go Back to the Tilt-a-Whirl )

this post is very shallow.

quettaser posted this picture in her picspam yesterday, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since (well, except when I was writing porn about Pete and Joe. Then I was thinking about Pete and Joe. But mostly I was thinking about this).

( BOB BRYAR GODDAMN )

UGH. UGH YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. IF YOU CAN LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AND NOT WANT TO***

A) FUCK HIM
B) TWIRL HIS HAIR AROUND YOUR FINGERS WHILE HE LIES IN YOUR LAP
C) JUST TUG AT IT OMIGOD

THEN YOU ARE ... WELL. NOT ME. AND PROBABLY NOT ficbyzee EITHER.

****(ALTERNATIVELY, NOT WANT TO MAKE FRANK/GERARD/RAY/MIKEY/BRIAN DO THE SAME THING.)

I am going to go think about this Bob and girl!Gee sharing cigarettes in the middle of sets, okay? Okay.