grab bag, i suppose

Ahahaha, in today's Oregonian, there's an article in the Living section, in the part where they have the tv listings and articles and stuff? They have this whole big article about Jamie Lynn Spears and Zoey 101 and all this stuff. Which, okay, but the part that makes it super hilarious is that it was really obviously written before the news about her pregnancy came out. It just talks about the show! And some cliffhanger that happened! And even mentions her personal life, in the way where it's like "Spears is open about her own personal life! She doesn't have a serious boyfriend, just lots of guy friends she hangs out with!"

Also, everyone on my friends list has mentioned this already, but PATRICK'S STUPID FACE OMG.

I can't stop listening to "Kill All Your Friends." BA BA BA BA BA.

Oh, god, you guys, it's Thursday and Christmas is Tuesday. *flail*

In conclusion, I NEED MORE PETE/MIKEY HIGH SCHOOL AUS LIKE I NEED OXYGEN, OKAY, FANDOM, GET ON THAT.

help me!

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I am in that scary scary fandom place where your mind tries to make every single thing in the entire world applicable into a story. Nine out of ten times, this is okay, because it is very entertaining! I enjoy being an obsesso-crazy-brain! BUT THE OTHER TEN PERCENT OF THE TIME IT CAN BE VERY TRAUMATIC, OKAY.

Witness the example of me just going to look up the difference between human and koala fingerprints, because it led me to the koala article on wikipedia, which includes this sentence:

Furthermore, the male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis and the female has a bifurcated vagina.

I don't want to talk about it.

foxxcub has a comment fic AU meme going on here. AUs, you are my FAVORITE. I need to write something for this at some point, but, uh, all my AU brain is busy thinking about the Pete/Mikey high school make-outs shoemaster and I commented earlier, so it might be a while.

bob/girl!gerard (2)

More Girl!Gerard/Bob, about 1500 words. Because when I try to think about AUs for the meme, this is all that comes out, apparently.

The first scene is here. I seem to be writing random scenes from the universe instead of an actual story, completely with jumping around in time; take warning as needed.

( Mostly sex, actually )