the stupid girly gloves, with the buttons on the wrist!

So the comments in one of my other entries turned into -- well, not a discussion, but a place where a bunch of stood around and said "Pining! I love pining! And yearning! And UST! More please!"

And that led to me leaving pre_emptive this comment:

LIKE. PETE AND MIKEY ARE IN LOVE! BUT PETE IS ALREADY PROMISED TO SOMEBODY AND MIKEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ANYWAY SO THEY CAN NEVER BE. SO MIKEY IS GOING OFF TO, LIKE, INDIA OR CRAP TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE. AND HE GOES AND CALLS ON PETE ONE LAST TIME IN HIS PARLOR AND THEY STAND IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE BOTH THINKING ABOUT THINGS THEY CAN'T SAY AND IT'S ALL FRAUGHT AND MIKEY SAYS, "PETE..." AND PETE SHUSHES HIM WITH ONE FINGER ON HIS MOUTH. AND MIKEY TAKES PETE'S HAND IN HIS AND SLOWLY SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS GLOVE, AND THEN BRINGS PETE'S HAND UP TO HIS FACE AND PLACES ONE KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PALM. AND PETE LETS OUT A LOW SIGH AND HE AND MIKEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG MOMENT, AND THEN MIKEY LETS GO OF PETE'S HAND, AND TAKES A STEP BACK, AND PUTS THE GLOVE INTO HIS COAT POCKET AND LEAVES.

AND HE KEEPS THE GLOVE THE WHOLE TIME HE IS IN INDIA. AND THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER WHICH THEY ARE BOTH AFRAID TO SEND BUT WHICH THEY KEEP ANYWAY. AND PETE HAS A BIG SOCIETY WEDDING WITH HIS BETROTHED AND MIKEY MAKES HIS FORTUNE AND THEN FIVE YEARS LATER MIKEY COMES BACK TO ENGLAND AND THE FIRST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER IS IN SOCIETY, AT A PARTY, WHERE NEITHER ONE KNEW THE OTHER WOULD BE THERE.

If your eyes are not burning from that much capslock in a row, I think you can all clearly see the amazing awesome involved here.

Also discussed last night, in a different forum: how much of a kickass medieval mystic Gerard Way would have made. Aversion to all sane forms of hygiene? CHECK. Creepy obsession with blood? CHECK. Complete earnestness? CHECK. It's the role he was born to play, baby.

I also scientifically proved, through the skills fandom has taught me, that Alicia and Mikeyway are sleeping together. Neither shoemaster nor pre_emptive seemed properly impressed by this proof of my utter genius.

Anyway. Ray Toro's cock is way more important than anything else I could ever have to say.

I have no clue, but pretty!

I have no fucking clue what's actually going ON in any of these scans, but ... dude. BOYS. Pictures! Cuteness! MIKEY AND GERARD HUGS AWWWWW.

( random scans from a magazine that's not in english? )