this includes those of you not actually in bandom

Dear everyone who has done the "tell me what you would make me write!" meme, here are my answers to every single one of you:

i. Pete/Mikey AUs
ii. Underage (bandom) blowjobs of any kind [and actually, to amend this, really, any underage sex. Nervous make-outs, and first time handjobs, and hands in new places, and just. All of it. Yes.]
iii. Any and all use of Schechter

(When I told pre_emptive this list, she said "Pete/Mikey HSAU where they give Schechter blowjobs?"

pre_emptive is kind of an evil tease, you guys. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY LIFE UNTIL SHE BROUGHT IT UP. Whatever, man.)

Work lost my last paycheck and I had to call the regional HR line and cancel the check and get them to send me a new one and it's going to take foreeeeeever and I really need that measly sixty dollars, okay, please give it to me NOW.

I feel like listening to the song "Umbrella" on repeat. Unfortunately I only have Mandy Moore's cover, and not the original. Anybody feel like sharing?

I don't know, I'm in a weird mood. Here, have a picture of Bob and girl!Gerard looking stupid: ( awwww )

Tell something awesome, my darlings?

2007 fannish writing meme!

There's still a week and a half before the end of the year, so I could write more! Who knows! But even if I do, who wants to post anything while half your friends list is away from their computers and the other half are gorging themselves on yuletide, right?

( Bandom means I wrote more than I expected to this year )

i have a new journal title, is what i'm saying

Last night pre_emptive and I had a conversation about Mikey and Alicia throwing a party where pretty much all the guests were people they had had sexual shenanigans with. THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX JUST THE TWO OF THEM, OKAY. THERE'S A THREESOME SPEED DIAL.

pre_emptive: "so, how do you know them?" "threesome. you?" "me too!"
pearl_o: "is there anyone in this room who hasn't had sex with mikeyway?"
pearl_o: gerard raises his hand, shyly.
pre_emptive: hahahahahahahaha
pearl_o: "yeah! he just watched me fuck his wife!" mikey says in support.
pre_emptive: HAHAHAHA OH GOD
pre_emptive: MIKEYWAY <33333333333333333
pearl_o: HE'S HELPING OKAY
pre_emptive: HE IS
pre_emptive: HE'S VERY HELPFUL
pre_emptive: gerard's all, spluttery, "i didn't WATCH."
pre_emptive: "okay not directly, but through the lens counts!"
pearl_o: heeeeeeeee
pearl_o: IT WAS FOR ART OKAY


pearl_o: (at the party, pete wentz goes "dude. alicia. do you guys have an extra copy of that?" and gerard overhears and yells "IT'S ART. ART!" really loudly. pete: "i like art!" lyn-z gives him a look and he gets scared and hides behind mikey.)
pre_emptive: OH MAN
pre_emptive: I WANT TO READ FIC ABOUT LYN BEATNG UP PETE
pre_emptive: ... it can even be in a sexy way, if need be


pearl_o: so going back to alicia and mikey's party with their sex partners: if nobody can be drinking or anything anyway, and it's not actually an orgy, do you think it will all descend into charades and trivial pursuit?
pre_emptive: yes
pre_emptive: also: pictionary
pearl_o: oh, man, pictionary.
pearl_o: there are not enough cards with vampires on them.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

EDITED TO ADD: also! on an unrelated note! ( another bob & gerard picture )

throw a coin into the sea

i. a story

Context: fox1013 is in graduate school, studying library science and children's literature. She's writing a paper for her class on fairy tales.

( It's NOT a paper on badfic )

ii. some pictures

Because I just spent a really long time staring at them and poking everybody on my buddy list to look at them with me.

( GERARD YOUR STUPID FACE )