no waycest cooties

So, uh, you guys all know that when a pair of siblings is

a) the same sex
b) pretty close in age
c) really close friends

...it's not actually that unusual for them to talk about their sex lives with each other, right? The same way they would with any of their other friends?

I mean, "LALALALA I AM PUTTING MY HANDS OVER MY EARS BECAUSE I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY BROTHER HAS A DICK AND/OR SEXUAL URGES" is a totally valid characterization, it really is. I just find it kind of weird that it seems so incredibly dominant in most MCR stories.

(Well, except for the incest stories. BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T COUNT. I'm talking about just normal non-incestuous Gerard+Mikey interaction!)

i am speechless right now. and i still don't have a brian icon

You guys, you know what would bring more joy into my life?

Ray/Gerard/Schechter.

...That's all I have to say, really. I have no context, details or explanation. I just have naked soul yearning and utter dumbfoundedness. I can't even form coherent words to explain to you why this would complete my fannish experience (let alone write it, ahahahaha). You'll just have to trust me on it, okay?

Okay.

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

old canon is new to me, you guys

So I had never seen this interview with Pete Wentz, but it's pretty much solid gold. It's from when they were touring for Take This To Your Grave, which, okay, anything from that far back is kind of hilarious in hindsight? But seriously, this is awesome.

HIGHLIGHTS:

+ Pete would be anal probed by aliens, because he's experimental like that
+ He HATES underwear, because it's like a leash
+ Also it reminds him of how he looks funny naked
+ COBRAS are his favorite!
+ His jock-ness and sports love is the lamest thing about him
+ He mentions porn, like, half a dozen times
+ He mentions HIS MOM even more times than he mentions porn

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

YOU GUYS.

(shoemaster: random googling = "pete wentz" + porn y/n?
pearl_o: ACTUALLY NO
pearl_o: I was googling to find out what his actual height was
pearl_o: To see if he was short enough to be a jockey with Frank and Brian Schechter and Patrick

SO THERE.)