Come to Eugene and drive me to the supermarket!

So I'm even sicker today and my sleep schedule is totally fucked up and tragic and I really wish I had someone with a car to take me out to the grocery store. But am I cranky? No. No, I am not. Do you know why? It is because it is impossible to be cranky when this exists in the world.

( Reposting a bunch here just because I feel a need to have them in my own space )

Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?

Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.

( I don't even know )

I have the boringest Saturday nights ever.

Raise your hand if you think this would make a HILARIOUS Gerard icon.

PETE: How do you not have sex with me? PATRICK: It is a struggle.

I have reached that stage of sickness where the floor next to my bed is covered with scrunched up snotty tissues. I'M HOT STUFF, ALL RIGHT.

Bandom recasts on my friends list are making me happy. beingothrwrldly is doing Homestar Runner in her comments, which yay. And quettaser's post on Arrested Development is a couple days old now, but it still makes me shake with laughter every single time I think about it. Pete/Patrick twincest! Brendon is Annyong! Joe Troh as Buster to GERARD WAY'S LUCILLE BLUTH.

GERARD: You’ve ruined us.
BRIAN: I’ve ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and the spa treatments...
GERARD: Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated—my body.
BRIAN: Can I help it if you got a fantastic body?
GERARD: And you’re as powerful as a bear. My husband, the bear.
BRIAN: Spare me some honey, wife.
GERARD: Oh, I’ve missed you.

Can you really say your life was complete without that? I doubt it.

I was actually really pleasantly surprised by how many people were willing to read Gerard/Ray, considering it's not a big pairing. You cannot resist the OTP OF NO IRONY WHATSOEVER IN THEIR SOULS, YAY. Of course, now that I have posted that fic, I want nothing else but for people to write me tons of horribly schmoopy domestic sequels to it. This is why I need minions, clearly!