omg i am so so so so bored

[schmerica]

I am going to make an effort not to just spam all weekend, but man. Boredom.

More lyrics.

1. Listen in as shin-kicked Jim relates his story sad
About a boy who kicked until his shins were all but rubber bands
Decemberists, "Song for Myla Goldberg" (sprkid)

2. And they'll be happy to know
That as you saw me go
I was singing this song
Johnny Cash, "We'll Meet Again" (lattara)

3. Although I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off
And countless screaming Argonauts
They Might Be Giants, "Birdhouse in Your Soul" (sprkid)

4. We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
Barenaked Ladies, "If I Had $1000000" (sprkid)

5. I take you home now watch me get you hot
You're just a parrot when you're screaming and you're shouting
More crackers please, more crackers please
Le Tigre, "Deceptacon" (sprkid)

6. Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the door and no one else can see
Madonna, "Into the Groove" (sprkid)

7. I was having a sweet fix of a daydream of a boy
Whose reality I knew was hopeless to be had
Fiona Apple, "Paper Bag" (cacklebang)

8. Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah yeah yeah yeah
R.E.M., "Man on the Moon" (sprkid)

9. Found your mittens behind a box of pictures
You would wear them before I brewed the tea

10. He took her by the hand
Walked her back home
They took the long way
Old 97's, "Question" (notemily)

11. I ain't gonna hurt nobody
I ain't gonna cause a scene
I just need to admit
I want sugar in my tea
Weezer, "The Good Life" (brooklinegirl)

12. And you're a bass player in a band that got a deal
Dealing with assholes instead of explosives
Jill Sobule, "Resistance Song" (sprkid)

13. I'm so sick of tests
Go ahead and flunk my ass

14. One kiss from me and you'll be overjoyed and overawed
One kiss from me and you'll see God
Magnetic Fields, "We Are the King of the Boudoir" (fantasmabob)

15. Uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
Uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
Uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
Pixies, "Dead" (sprkid)

16. You're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair sticky hips stubble on my sticky lips
Franz Ferdinand, "Michael" (cacklebang)

17. And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet
Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax
Jesus Christ Superstar, "Everything's Alright" (lattara)

18. Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Life is hard, you know, ohwayoh
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian" (gurrier)

19. I've been staring at the sun some time
It gets dark inside but I don't mind
Josie & the Pussycats, "Spin Around" (fox1013)

20. And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
David Bowie, "Five Years" (cacklebang)

Comments

[cacklebang.livejournal.com]

7- Paper Bag - Fiona Apple

16- Michael - Franz Ferdinand

20- Five Years - David Bowie

I'm a sucker for guessing games.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. And woo, all correct.