things i will never forget

[schmerica]

I realize I end up telling this to everybody I chat with if you talk to me long enough, but this afternoon it turned out I'd never mentioned it to liviapenn before, so I thought I might as well share it with all of you.

The Number One Absolute Best Typo I Have Ever EVER Read in My History of Reading Fanfiction, Oh My God:

Okay, to the set the scene, it is, if I remember correctly, a due South Fraser/Kowalski story. We're in the middle of a blowjob scene from the POV of the guy doing the blowing. The guy getting done is very close to coming, and then, finally, the guy on his knees suddenly has in his mouth--

"a burst of warm saltines."

I love that so much it HURTS MY BRAIN.

That is, yes, still what Fraser is thinking in that mood icon. I don't think that icon can mean anything else anymore, sadly.

Comments

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

Better a flood of saltines than pee soup.

*g*

B

EEEeeeeee!

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

Oh dear heavens! I was cracking up at the saltines but pee soup -argh!

*dies laughing*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

That's good. That's very, very good.

My favorite fanfiction typo is in a Man from UNCLE zine -

Illya stained his neck peeing over his shoulder at Napoleon.

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

*weeps with laughter*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. It's the double typo that makes that one, really.

[spainja.livejournal.com]

Um, okay, so you know when you're eating saltines? And you swallow without having fully chewed them? And the corners scratch up your throat on the way down?

Yeah, so I just imagined a similar sensation, but with a much smaller orifice...

I suddenly am having sharp sympathy pains for whoever is the saltine shooter in that story.

IJS

[akite.livejournal.com]

I made a worse typo than that. You'd have hell trying to find that particular one in it's embarassing glory on the 'net these days. It had to do with sheep instead of sheet, though. ::ducks head::

[claire.livejournal.com]

I just snorted coffee out my nose at that. I need to clean my keyboard. That's gotta be better than "stroking his coke" which was my personal favourite up until now.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am stroking *my* Coke right now! But, um, I have soda-addiction issues, so.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god.

I'm dying. From the laughing.


That's without a doubt the best, you're right. *gigglesnort*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Well, jism goes so well with crackers. Everything tastes better on a saltine.