things i will never forget

[schmerica]

I realize I end up telling this to everybody I chat with if you talk to me long enough, but this afternoon it turned out I'd never mentioned it to liviapenn before, so I thought I might as well share it with all of you.

The Number One Absolute Best Typo I Have Ever EVER Read in My History of Reading Fanfiction, Oh My God:

Okay, to the set the scene, it is, if I remember correctly, a due South Fraser/Kowalski story. We're in the middle of a blowjob scene from the POV of the guy doing the blowing. The guy getting done is very close to coming, and then, finally, the guy on his knees suddenly has in his mouth--

"a burst of warm saltines."

I love that so much it HURTS MY BRAIN.

That is, yes, still what Fraser is thinking in that mood icon. I don't think that icon can mean anything else anymore, sadly.

Comments

[spainja.livejournal.com]

Um, okay, so you know when you're eating saltines? And you swallow without having fully chewed them? And the corners scratch up your throat on the way down?

Yeah, so I just imagined a similar sensation, but with a much smaller orifice...

I suddenly am having sharp sympathy pains for whoever is the saltine shooter in that story.

IJS