excess lung capacity

[schmerica]

pearl_o: the new choice unfortunate euphemism for penis?
pearl_o: didgeridoo.

brooklinegirl: no.

pearl_o: Because, uh, I was reading the ohnotheydidnt community on lj?
pearl_o: and I read this?
pearl_o: University friends of Pete Doherty say he "was a bit
of a loner, stayed in his room, smoked a lot of pot,
and was very keen on his room-mate's didgeridoo".

brooklinegirl: You're mking me SOB.

pearl_o: And I, uh. Automatically went to the cocksucking place.
pearl_o: I bet Fraser can do circular breathing for HOURS.

brooklinegirl: you do that a lot.

pearl_o: OH MY GOD LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

brooklinegirl: I'm NORMAL again.
brooklinegirl: or.
brooklinegirl: well.

pearl_o: Normal for you!

brooklinegirl: more normal.

pearl_o: Your high ground is, like, a mile under sea level.
pearl_o: Your high ground is the MARIANA TRENCH.

brooklinegirl: Um.
brooklinegirl: I have no leg to stand on.
brooklinegirl: it's sadly true.

pearl_o: You are an INSANE UNDERWATER AMPUTEE.
pearl_o: *cracking up just a little*

brooklinegirl: *dying*
brooklinegirl: *loves*

pearl_o: so, yes.
pearl_o: circular breathing sounds dirty.
pearl_o: and fraser can probably do it for hours.

brooklinegirl: it really does. like, a lot.
brooklinegirl: he could.
brooklinegirl: he'd be v. good at it.

pearl_o: I can't really think of anything dirty to, you know, do with it, though.
pearl_o: but still. sounding dirty is almost as important.

brooklinegirl: *nodsnodsnods*

pearl_o: *giggles*

brooklinegirl: and oh lord, I have to go to bed. I'm still recovering from yesterday.

pearl_o: Didgeridoo.
pearl_o: You will go to bed and think about Fraser and Ray's didgidoo.
pearl_o: ADMIT IT.
pearl_o: Fraser is VERY KEEN on his partner's didgeridoo.

brooklinegirl: I will freely admit that.
brooklinegirl: but my testimony really wont help you with other people, you know.

pearl_o: *giggling helplessly*
brooklinegirl: okay. bed.
brooklinegirl: necessary.

pearl_o: *grins*

brooklinegirl: didgeridoo

pearl_o: Good night, darling.
pearl_o: DIDGERIDOO.

Comments

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Oh yeah. So phallic, long and, well, wood. Played at meetings attended only by scantily clad men, in the bush, around the fire.

Although, I'm sure Fraser would be initially disconcerted by the artwork on his partner's didgeridoo, however symbolic.