some things are unavoidable. like semen fish fasting posts.

[schmerica]

pearl_o: last week in my english illuminated manuscripts class
pearl_o: we were looking at bestiaries
pearl_o: which, you know, weird moral religious texts with pictures and stories and legends about all sorts of animals
pearl_o: and the professor was telling us about how the fish was a symbol of the virtues and good stuff of man
pearl_o: it was high up on the ladder of virtue
pearl_o: because of its sex habits
pearl_o: it doesn't use semen to have sex, you know

nifra_idril : the spawning?

pearl_o: so it's clean
pearl_o: which is one of the reasons you can eat it during lent.

nifra_idril : right. bodily fluids=dirty and devilish.

pearl_o: and i was all, wow! I never knew the fasting restrictions had anything to do with semen! fascinating!
pearl_o: uh, not out loud.
pearl_o: in my head.

nifra_idril : you know.
nifra_idril : i think that you need to post about semen and fasting.

pearl_o: *grins* i am too lazy to type it out again, though, so it would just be this transcript.

nifra_idril : some things are unavoidable.
nifra_idril : like semen fish fasting posts.

pearl_o: i wonder how many spit/swallowing blowjob jokes there would be in the comments.

nifra_idril : we could start quite a racket on lj betting on jokes in comments, you know.
nifra_idril : "I give odds on estrella making a blowjob joke in the first five comments"
nifra_idril : that kind of thing.

pearl_o: heeeeee.

nifra_idril : we could trade in fic?
nifra_idril : or humiliating secrets!

pearl_o: see, i'm really bad at this sort of thing
pearl_o: and i suspect you are good at betting and gambling because it goes along with your crazy swearin' drinkin' floozy image.

nifra_idril : i've got a crazy swearin' drinkin' floozy image?
nifra_idril : this i did not know!

pearl_o: you totally do!

nifra_idril : huh!

...And then there was a tangent and we both got distracted by something shiny. But you get the idea.

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[estrella30.livejournal.com]

nifra_idril : we could start quite a racket on lj betting on jokes in comments, you know.
nifra_idril : "I give odds on estrella making a blowjob joke in the first five comments"

oh - you two are FUNNEEEEEEEEEEEE - hardy ha ha.

*very studiously does NOT make ANY sort of blowjob/semen/cock jokes in the comments*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, the REAL book isn't the one we posted for everyone to see, dude! For all you know, I might have clipped out the part where we bet about whether or not you would do exactly this if we just posted that bit.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Actually, there really needs to be a joke about a blowFISH in here, you know?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I feel like the universe should just make a loud groaning noise on its own sometimes. There are times when it would come in handy.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

i've got a crazy swearin' drinkin' floozy image?

It's an image? M'God. And here I've been thinking that was the actual honest truth.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. I am avoiding SO HARD going into a long rambly incoherent thing on the reading I did last night where the guy was talking about truth and lies and images and representations and how all words are metaphors and thus truth is just an agreed upon thing and blah blah blah, but you know, I was half asleep at the time and I don't really think I totally comphrehend German philosophy even when I'm fully functional.

Anyway. Pretend I said something smart and interesting about images and truth and the difference between them.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

*pretends, v. convincingly*

What German philosophers are you reading?

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to think that Nif should just not be allowed to interact with humanity.

That said, both of you = so cute I could die.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I choose to believe that her interactions with humanity actually make Nifra less crazy, by exposing her to the noncrazy ways of thoughts. If we kept her in quarantine, the crazy would build and build until her head exploded.

Also don't die! *clings*

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

It's way better this way. Trust me. When left to my own devices I -- well. It's no good. *eyes huge and wild*