schmerica. some things are unavoidable. like semen fish fasting posts.

pearl_o: last week in my english illuminated manuscripts class

pearl_o: we were looking at bestiaries

pearl_o: which, you know, weird moral religious texts with pictures and stories and legends about all sorts of animals

pearl_o: and the professor was telling us about how the fish was a symbol of the virtues and good stuff of man

pearl_o: it was high up on the ladder of virtue

pearl_o: because of its sex habits

pearl_o: it doesn't use semen to have sex, you know

nifra_idril : the spawning?

pearl_o: so it's clean

pearl_o: which is one of the reasons you can eat it during lent.

nifra_idril : right. bodily fluids=dirty and devilish.

pearl_o: and i was all, wow! I never knew the fasting restrictions had anything to do with semen! fascinating!

pearl_o: uh, not out loud.

pearl_o: in my head.

nifra_idril : you know.

nifra_idril : i think that you need to post about semen and fasting.

pearl_o: *grins* i am too lazy to type it out again, though, so it would just be this transcript.

nifra_idril : some things are unavoidable.

nifra_idril : like semen fish fasting posts.

pearl_o: i wonder how many spit/swallowing blowjob jokes there would be in the comments.

nifra_idril : we could start quite a racket on lj betting on jokes in comments, you know.

nifra_idril : "I give odds on estrella making a blowjob joke in the first five comments"

nifra_idril : that kind of thing.

pearl_o: heeeeee.

nifra_idril : we could trade in fic?

nifra_idril : or humiliating secrets!

pearl_o: see, i'm really bad at this sort of thing

pearl_o: and i suspect you are good at betting and gambling because it goes along with your crazy swearin' drinkin' floozy image.

nifra_idril : i've got a crazy swearin' drinkin' floozy image?

nifra_idril : this i did not know!

pearl_o: you totally do!

nifra_idril : huh!

...And then there was a tangent and we both got distracted by something shiny. But you get the idea.

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