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[schmerica]

My friends list seems to be ever more multi-fannish all the time. Normally, I love this about it, but the last few days it has been an exercise in frustration. I cannot tell you how many times in the past few days I have gone, "Argh! I want porn! Where is the fic, flist?"

And the flist makes a good faith effort to provide, it does! It says, "Here, pearl, enjoy this SG1! This SGA! This Ocean's 11! This anime! This Dead Zone! This Fast & Furious! This Star Wars!" But I am surly.

And usually, you know, I can enjoy fic in fandoms I'm not really interested in -- sometimes quite a lot. Lately, though, my brain seems to be rejecting everything but due South out of hand. (Well, I'm sure it would accept Wilby Wonderful or Twitch City, too, but there is not much danger of that.) Stupid brain! Let me enjoy the good fic!

In conclusion: everybody wants to have sex with Ray Kowalski. Also, cock.

Comments

[gloss]

everybody wants to have sex with Ray Kowalski
And thus a thousand crossovers were born in my head...

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

everybody wants to have sex with Ray Kowalski.

oh, god. Now there needs to be a fic called Five People Who Didn't Have Sex With Ray Kowalski. All AUs.

If I end up writing this, I might hate you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. As it should be!

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm right there with you. I just want some due South to read. New due South. And there's just ... not. Like the flashfiction and everything just makes you want more. It's a snack, not a full meal.

I want fic to distract me from my life.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Or you might LOVE me. There is no way to know until you try!

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

oh, god. Now there needs to be a fic called Five People Who Didn't Have Sex With Ray Kowalski. All AUs

My god. I LOVE THIS.

*sits and waits for you to write it*

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

Rusty Ryan *totally* needs to have sex with Ray Kowalski.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

My god. I LOVE THIS.

I...yeah. Me too. Shit.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Or you might LOVE me. There is no way to know until you try!

the only thing I can think of to say is... :PPPP

[gloss]

There must be Newbie/RayK fic out there, right? Because that'd be fun as hell. Also, Ray/Oz.

omg. Giles/RayK. Mr. Kowalski, I must ask you to sit down and, more importantly, *calm* down. Ray: *scowls*

If I type up my Fraser teaches Ray to ice skate in the middle of the night dream, would you laugh at me for not knowing canon?

[cranberryink.livejournal.com]

I'm so with you. I want new, LONG due South fic.

Make it so.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who Ray Kowalski is, but he should have sex with Faith.

Of course, I believe everybody (except Severus Snape) should have sex with Faith.

[gloss]

*points to icon*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

omg. Giles/RayK. Mr. Kowalski, I must ask you to sit down and, more importantly, *calm* down. Ray: *scowls*

Oh my god. That would be, basically, the best thing in the history of EVER.

And pfffft, I would totally not laugh at you!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I'm just as good with short fic -- I finish long stuff really damn fast anyway. I just want, you know. A constant stream.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't care about length; I just want more. More NOW.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

There should totally be Oz/Faith. Maybe Gunn/Oz/Faith. Or Xander/Oz/Faith. Or Xander/Cordy/Faith. And Cordy/Faith, nasty, angry Cordy/Faith, especially after the elbowing in the eye.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Brad Pitt and CKR would certainly be pretty together.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

*snugs*

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

I read the short fic too fast. I read the long stuff fast too, but that at least whets my appetite. Slightly. :)

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Yes. Now.

[stamps foot]

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

The story I'm imagining has Rusty pretending to be an FBI agent or something for a con, and Ray undercover as a criminal, and wacky hijinks ensue. ;)

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I wrote this pathetic little wimpy note to misspamela in response to her hot and very well written SGA fic -- basically I grovelled, desperate for due South, an whined about how, though I will read SGA fic by friends and people I respect, I don't like the source material enough to fall for the McShep pairing. I wish it were otherwise, but like you, I wants me my due South, I wants to finish writing my looooong due South epic, and I want to see Callum's cock.

Er...