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My spoiler-free Mr. and Mrs. Smith review:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hot. Very, very, very hot. Like, unearthly hot.

Also, they carry really big guns, fight very well, pull off funny lines, dance, and make out with each other.

THERE IS NO BAD THERE.

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15/6/05 01:02 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-emef.livejournal.com
2-hour-long bisexual's wet dream, that's what it is

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15/6/05 01:23 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
YOU ARE CORRECT PEARL. I SEE NO BAD EITHER>

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15/6/05 02:27 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
DO NOT MOCK THE CAPITALS OF SINCERITY. YOU POISON THEM WITH YOUR SARCASM!!!

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15/6/05 01:44 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com
"Ask us the sex question again. [pause, exuberant hand gesture] TEN!"

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15/6/05 02:27 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Heeeeeeeee. Awesome ending. I actually didn't love the first half of the movie nearly so much, but the second half just kept being better.

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15/6/05 13:43 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com
Yes, it gets much better when the gloves come off. Like, the second Jane let that wine bottle fall on the carpet, everything improved.

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15/6/05 13:46 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
I was thinking on from when they both arrive in the house after the scene in the restaurant, actually.

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15/6/05 09:21 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hobbledehoy.livejournal.com
you're not helping, sweetie

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15/6/05 13:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Eeep, I am sorry!

(What am I not helping with?)

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15/6/05 23:29 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hobbledehoy.livejournal.com
wants to go see movie!