why do i get the girly gun?

[schmerica]

My spoiler-free Mr. and Mrs. Smith review:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hot. Very, very, very hot. Like, unearthly hot.

Also, they carry really big guns, fight very well, pull off funny lines, dance, and make out with each other.

THERE IS NO BAD THERE.

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[the-emef.livejournal.com]

2-hour-long bisexual's wet dream, that's what it is