i need a theme song. it could be called "i am a dork la la la."

[schmerica]

Omigosh, people, today is the slowest day ever. A girl can only look through the job ads for so long before she needs to kill herself, you know? And the sister is still sleeping, so I can't even make her dance like a monkey for my amusement.

This would be a perfect time for an entertaining fic meme to be going around, but I guess we can't always be so lucky. Don't any of you want to play with me in the comments? Ray and Fraser are pretty! And sometimes they have sex with girls, which is also pretty! Canadian RPF = incestuous high school drama club! Mal and River are fucking badass in the Serenity pic I scanned! Dan and Duck are quiet and tender and smoking hot! Buffy and Giles are dirty, dirty cake!

Hee. You know what would be amusing? Would be playing the letter game.

Fraser--

Fuck you.

I miss you.

Ray.

Your turn, flist. Hee.

Now I shall return to the brainteaser of imagining Ray and Fraser in elaborate AUs similar to the settings of every book I have read lately, regardless of whether or not they fit. Magicians in alternate history Edwardian Britain? Sure! Warriors in pseudo-feudal Japan? Why not! Nineteenth century Egyptologists? Who doesn't want to see that? Time-travel immortal cyborgs preserving human history? It's so perfect it's eerie!

...I really do make my own fun.

Edited to un-flock, Saturday evening.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DEAR MOM,

Here is my new address like you were wanting. The mail takes a while sometimes, but it should get here eventually.

Thanks again for taking the turtle.

I sent along some pictures of the place so you could see what it's like. It's not always this snowy.

Fraser says hi.

LOVE,
RAY

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Perfection!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Now that we have a conclusion, shall we post it? I've been accumulating it in word, and I can send you an html marked-up copy if you want to edit it in any way.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think posting it would definitely be a good idea.