i am disjointed!

[schmerica]

There are few things more frustrating than reading a perfectly good and well-written fic that leaves you absolutely cold.

(Although I suppose one of those few things is being the author of fic getting that response from others.)

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I want to spend tomorrow morning talking about porn on yahoo messenger and trying to write. I feel uncomfortable doing either of those things on my parents' computer, though, dammit.

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When I search through my Gmail archives for "fraser", it gives me this:

1 - 20 of thousands Older ›

This makes me giggle.

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In the last week or so, I have gotten into conversations with people on pairings ranging from Frannie/Maggie Mackenzie to Frannie/Welsh to Frannie/Ray Vecchio to Frannie/RayK/Welsh/RayV/Diefenbaker. You might think this says a lot about me, but I'm inclined to think it says a lot more about lalejandra, because all but one of the conversations was her doing entirely.

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Rachel McAdams continues to get more adorable each and every single time I see her. I think I may need an icon.

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Continuing with the "randomly making AUs out of everything I read and/or watch", the very best part of one taking place around the beginning of the 20th century would be RayK and his motorcar. <3<3. In an ideal world, he would also have highly amusing facial hair.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

"And if she made it all up, she would be HER ANYWAY," and then I thought, "COFFEE".

Um. Yes, because what?

Also, this is funny because I was talking with thepouncer last night about how we find ourselves doing massive amounts of research for one tiny little sentence of backstory and how we're like, "no one would know if we made this up why are we bothering?" and the answer is "well, *we'd* know" and also somone somewhere on LJ WOULD know, because LJ is sometimes the repository of all knowledge. You know?

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

haha, that should say "she WOULDN'T be her," which surely you guessed.

i still have not gotten coffee.


dude, in the story i posted yesterday, which is only half for your birthday, i called a fucking travel agent in canada to talk about plausible ways to get to fort good hope from chicago, so I TOTALLY KNOW.

also: for kovsky's birthday, people made her do some bizarre things and it was totally weird, and one of the things she had to do was write "orlando is the king of my heart" in SUMERIAN, and she posted the graphics of it, and someone actually posted to the entry it's in and CORRECTED HER SUMERIAN GRAMMAR.

so yes, lj is sometimes the repository of all knowledge!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*glomps you* You two hijacking my comments amuses me waaaay too much. Though I appreciate the complete lack of SGA fic!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Rodney glared at Sheppard. "Get out of my lab," he said.

"No," said Sheppard. He leaned back in the chair he'd appropriated, and propped his feet up on Rodney's desk -- which, until that very moment had seemed like a normal desk, but with Sheppard's feet on it, it suddenly became an Ancient desk, complete with flashing lights and a siren.

"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" Rodney shrieked, which surely he would regret later, shrieking like a girl, but girls were great, and he could do worse than to emulate some of them.

"No." Sheppard smirked. "Your desk likes me."

"Everything likes you," said Rodney grumpily, giving up on the shrieking, since it didn't work.

"That's right," said Sheppard, and he smirked again.




heeeeeeeeeeee.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee. I always forget how quickly you turn on people!

I'm ignoring you to play the AU game some more. Ray and Fraser in silent movie era Hollywood!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.



Ray and Fraser in Vietnam!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray and Fraser as priests in Renaissance Rome!

Ray and Fraser and the Bolshevik Revolution!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

ray and fraser as angel and spike!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray and Fraser in a Shakespearean acting troupe!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Fraser and Ray as porn stars in the 70s!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(Ooh, good one.)

Ray and Fraser as students in gourmet cooking institute!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

ray and fraser as mary poppins and bert!

"practically perfect in every way" - fraser's MOTTO.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Okay, I was going to go with something like Dickensian street urchins or knights on the Crusade next, but omg. Nothing can compare to the utter rightness of Mary Poppins AU. Fraser with the umbrella! And the magic bag! And a spoonful of sugar! And singing! And Ray with the one man band! And the sidewalk drawing! And the chimney sweep dance! And the Cockney accent!

<3<3<3<3

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

RCMP STEP IN TIME!
GHOSTLY DAD STEP IN TIME!
IT'S THE LIEUTENANT! STEP IN TIME!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think Fraser would love the animated penguins. Oooh, and the part where Ray and the old guy are all floaty and can't stop giggling and Fraser is Not Amused? Heeeee.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" Rodney shrieked, which surely he would regret later, shrieking like a girl, but girls were great, and he could do worse than to emulate some of them.

"No." Sheppard smirked. "Your desk likes me."

OMG, I love this SO MUCH.

We should totally go around leaving SGA comment fic in random dS people's journals.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I am really tempted to do it in Nancy's journal ALL THE TIME. Every time she posts something, I want to post a comment with a snippet of SGA fic.

It's. Uh. Becuase I LOVE her. Hee.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Torture is the BEST sign of love! <3.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

yeah, i wouldn't waste my time torturing her if i didn't love her! like the other day when h. and i wrote sga genderswap! heeeeeeeeee.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. I think the best part of that one was when you both admitted you didn't like genderswap either.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

you mean the part where we had to stop because we were grossing ourselves out? *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Exactly! You had dedication to nancy even in the midst of your own grossed out ness! That's love.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, the things I end up doing massive amounts of research for always end up being the things that don't end up in the story at all.

I actually have to stop myself from being all vague and handwavey and "there is no man behind the curtain!!!" at any given moment, though, so I am in a different universe than you two. Heh.