in which i use up my year's supply of puncuation

[schmerica]

Things To Be Happy About, July 2nd, 2005 Edition: A List

by Pearl-o, aged 20 years and six months

1. I have a cute new haircut!

2. Livejournal and its regular delivery of porn and/or funniness to me! Not to mention, you know, the dozens and dozens of totally awesome people I never would have in my life without it.

3. I like books!

4. Coke with Lime is sweet sweet crack!

5. Arrival of Deadwood season 2 episodes from qe2 yesterday!

6. I get to bake this weekend! And cook! And lots of exciting kitchen shenanigans!

7. New ac adapter for my computer will be arriving before the end of the week, and I can stop having to share with my family! (Sharing does not equal caring, I don't care what propaganda they're trying to sell you.)

8. I am entertaining myself thinking about babyfic to write for lalejandra! Because she is just that squishy, apparently. *heart*

9. My parents are not doing fireworks this year, so I do not have to be the Party Pooper Boring Girl who Hates Them and Thus Is Automatically Assigned Dog Freak-out Control Duty!

10. Ray and Fraser are totally in love! <3<3<3<3<3<3!

11. See #10, only replace "Ray and Fraser" with any of my other OTPs. Unless it is Simon and River, in which case "are so totally creepy and wrong and perfect! <3<3<3<3<3<3!" is more appropriate.

12. I just like the number twelve.

Comments

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Man, have you seen The Dreamers? It's DIRTY and WRONG and there is SO MUCH TWINCEST, with this brother and sister with dark hair. And. Yeah. Heeee.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooh. I should possibly be worried that that single description is enough to make me really want to see it, but I choose to ignore that fact. *adds to list*

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Hee, I just saw it last night. Uh, it's NC-17, so I wouldn't watch it around your parents or anything. But it wasn't overly dirty, really. BUT YES YOU MUST. It hits all the dirtywrong kinks, seriously.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

MARTHA HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

ANNABANANA!!!!!!!!! How's that tequila working out for you? Why the hell aren't you here?

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

the tequila is loverly, thank you for asking!


i have no idea why i am not with you. le sigh!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

I want tequiiiila. With salt and lime and shotglasses. How are YOU drinking it?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, hi, did we all miss the memo about concentrating on ME?

I am not drinking any tequila. I am obviously not one of the cool kids.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not drinking tequila either. Wanna form a club? I'm drinking Cherry Clearly Canadian, but it's kinda gross.

Also I'm sorry to inform you that everything is about ME. It's, like, a fundamental law of physics.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay, club! Can I be secretary?

[moireach.livejournal.com]

You may if you can figure out why this icon is TOTALLY ON TOPIC.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heee. Is it just because Maggie Gyllenhaal was in a movie called Secretary, or is there a secret deeper meaning?

In our club, hot girls will be ALWAYS on topic.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Yes! You win.

Hot girls and also incest, right?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hot girls, incest, and any strange pairing we can create from Joss Whedon characters!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Buffy/Giles!! Also DAWN. Lessee, what else?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, Buffy/Giles. *uses appropriate icon!*

For what else, I vote: whatever we WANT. Lots of Buffy is good, though.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Do you know what I was just realizing? I don't think you've ever written any Buffy fic. That I"m aware of. SURELY YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE PLOT BUNNY! ::peers at you::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Actually, you know, I think in return for Fox making me the Buffy icon, she somehow got me to promise to write Buffy/Giles fic for her later this summer. Like, August-y, maybe.

I am, uh. A little scared and intimidated. *trembles*

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Hee, YOU CAN DO IT! I have total faith! Would it be early Buffy/Giles or later Buffy/Giles??

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Early! Because, you know, I have those seasons to rewatch obsessively! Also, I'm really shaky on canon once you get to s6 and s7.

It will probably be first three seasons-ish, and subtextual to the point of practically being gen. Except we will know the DIRTY DIRTY TRUTH.

*cough*

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeee. I APPROVE. More dirtywrong, more!

Watchers and Slayers, man. You KNOW there's a whole thing there.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Totally!

You should tell me more about it. In dirtywrong detail, even.

*sits at your feet*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*quietly cheerleading your efforts here*

[moireach.livejournal.com]

ALSO DUDE. Somehow I missed the thing where you are DRINKING COKE WITH LIME. Even though it's SO GROSS! Unless you're just drinking coke with lime in it, which is okay. Please clear all your beverage choices by me in the future kthnx.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, it is not gross! It is AWESOME. It makes me VERY SAD that you make this mistake! Like, please do not make me whip out s2 Giles quotes, what with the ME BEING CLEARLY RIGHT and YOU BEING CLEARLY WRONG.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

s2 Giles talks about Coke with lime? Was there a Demon of Wrong Beverages? ;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*GILES VOICE*

I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. In fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.

/*GILES VOICE*

If you keep this up, my dear, I may need to organize a coup!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. GILES.

I SUPPOSE it's all right -- more for you, less for me, right? I'd just better not see them encroaching onto my half of the clubhouse cooler!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. I am glad we have reached this compromise! Hugs for all!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!

*storms off*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fine. You just asked for RAY and FRASER and THEIR LITTLE BITTY ADORABLE BABY in a totally NONSQUISHY way.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

THAT'S RIGHT.

NON SQUISHY.



*drinks more tequila*

*is belligerent*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. You are totally NOT completely adoorbell, either. *loves*

Now I am thinking of Ray and Fraser having a conversation where Ray describes their lives as squishy.

Ray: *sits in chair, holding on lap and bottle of beer in one hand* What are you writing to them about? Don't tell them all that, it's boring.

Fraser: *using special Ray-specific What the Hell Are You Talking About? voice* Boring?

Ray: Our lives are totally boring, Fraser.

Fraser: Ray, we're a Mountie and an ex-American detective who retired to the Canadian Arctic after solving the three decade old murder of my mother, in a case involving Russian arms and a nuclear submarine, and who are now raising an exceptionally intelligent child with the help of a sentient half-wolf. What could possibly be boring about our lives?

Ray: It's boring, Fraser. Happy endings are always boring.

Fraser: Hmmph.

Ray: Boring and squishy. Nobody wants to hear about that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray's holding the kid on his lap. Stupid missing words.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

hee! SO SQUISHY.

In the bets possible way, of course.

(also, if you write this, you will drag Dira back into the fandom YEY!)

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU???? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


*loves this*

*bookmarks*


i am all about the actions today! ACTIONS!!!!!!


Fraser: Ray, I find nothing squishy about our lives.

Ray: Fraser, you are a PERV.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fraser: Ray, I find nothing squishy about our lives.

Ray: Fraser, you are a PERV.

I love you times INFINITY. It's funny because it's truuuuuuuuuue!



Fraser: I don't see how that's perverted at all, Ray.

Ray: Look, you know I got no problem with you being a perv -- I mean, it's the basis of our whole groove thing -- but there's a kid right here!

Fraser: I don't believe she actually understands anything we're saying, Ray. Carrie?

Carrie: Dada!

Ray: That is not the POINT.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

You are totally NOT completely adoorbell, either

also?


*stomps off to drink tequila IN THE CORNER*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

you are PRETTY and also fun! Yay books and a/c adaptors and porn and cute haircuts!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams and twirls you*