in which i use up my year's supply of puncuation

[schmerica]

Things To Be Happy About, July 2nd, 2005 Edition: A List

by Pearl-o, aged 20 years and six months

1. I have a cute new haircut!

2. Livejournal and its regular delivery of porn and/or funniness to me! Not to mention, you know, the dozens and dozens of totally awesome people I never would have in my life without it.

3. I like books!

4. Coke with Lime is sweet sweet crack!

5. Arrival of Deadwood season 2 episodes from qe2 yesterday!

6. I get to bake this weekend! And cook! And lots of exciting kitchen shenanigans!

7. New ac adapter for my computer will be arriving before the end of the week, and I can stop having to share with my family! (Sharing does not equal caring, I don't care what propaganda they're trying to sell you.)

8. I am entertaining myself thinking about babyfic to write for lalejandra! Because she is just that squishy, apparently. *heart*

9. My parents are not doing fireworks this year, so I do not have to be the Party Pooper Boring Girl who Hates Them and Thus Is Automatically Assigned Dog Freak-out Control Duty!

10. Ray and Fraser are totally in love! <3<3<3<3<3<3!

11. See #10, only replace "Ray and Fraser" with any of my other OTPs. Unless it is Simon and River, in which case "are so totally creepy and wrong and perfect! <3<3<3<3<3<3!" is more appropriate.

12. I just like the number twelve.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fine. You just asked for RAY and FRASER and THEIR LITTLE BITTY ADORABLE BABY in a totally NONSQUISHY way.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

THAT'S RIGHT.

NON SQUISHY.



*drinks more tequila*

*is belligerent*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. You are totally NOT completely adoorbell, either. *loves*

Now I am thinking of Ray and Fraser having a conversation where Ray describes their lives as squishy.

Ray: *sits in chair, holding on lap and bottle of beer in one hand* What are you writing to them about? Don't tell them all that, it's boring.

Fraser: *using special Ray-specific What the Hell Are You Talking About? voice* Boring?

Ray: Our lives are totally boring, Fraser.

Fraser: Ray, we're a Mountie and an ex-American detective who retired to the Canadian Arctic after solving the three decade old murder of my mother, in a case involving Russian arms and a nuclear submarine, and who are now raising an exceptionally intelligent child with the help of a sentient half-wolf. What could possibly be boring about our lives?

Ray: It's boring, Fraser. Happy endings are always boring.

Fraser: Hmmph.

Ray: Boring and squishy. Nobody wants to hear about that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray's holding the kid on his lap. Stupid missing words.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

hee! SO SQUISHY.

In the bets possible way, of course.

(also, if you write this, you will drag Dira back into the fandom YEY!)

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU???? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


*loves this*

*bookmarks*


i am all about the actions today! ACTIONS!!!!!!


Fraser: Ray, I find nothing squishy about our lives.

Ray: Fraser, you are a PERV.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fraser: Ray, I find nothing squishy about our lives.

Ray: Fraser, you are a PERV.

I love you times INFINITY. It's funny because it's truuuuuuuuuue!



Fraser: I don't see how that's perverted at all, Ray.

Ray: Look, you know I got no problem with you being a perv -- I mean, it's the basis of our whole groove thing -- but there's a kid right here!

Fraser: I don't believe she actually understands anything we're saying, Ray. Carrie?

Carrie: Dada!

Ray: That is not the POINT.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

You are totally NOT completely adoorbell, either

also?


*stomps off to drink tequila IN THE CORNER*