buccaneers in my spam!
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schmericaI've said it before and I'll say it again: there should so be more happy masturbation stories in fanfiction. Jerking off does not need to equal depressing lonely emptiness. Orgasms make people feel good!
In other news, I am strangely charmed by the latest batch of spam I've been getting the past few weeks. This is mainly because all of it seems to now take the form of randomly pasted-together badfic about pirates.
PIRATE BADFIC NONSENSE FIC. What is the bad there?
Hello,
less. What, then, was she? What are those who have no charity? hebuccaneer fleet,
whilst still heading for Palomas, was observed toparticularly as whilst they
discussed and fumed and cursed two moreI am not given the chance, said Blood, who
never could learn toYou're dreaming, Peter, said the prisoner. We're not going
thisthought of becoming the property of this gross animal, and in someof Captain
Blood with a calm confidence based upon its overwhelmingBlood were both guilty of
treason, the first for having harbouredwith frosty dignity. I want to know what you
desire me toThe report of them reached Tortuga, and with it the assurance thatThey
sped down an alley and then up another, by great good fortunematter that at once
extinguished that twinkle. But since DiegoThe commission must be cancelled.Ah, bah!
Ye're surely joking!Out of range, at last, they lay to, joined by the Elizabeth and
theother surgeons - died of their wounds, served to increase the
or:
Hello,
And in a few words he sketched the imagined conditions of hisWill you tell me, then,
why you behave like a damned pirate? hesweethearts and mothers, sustained by the
delusion that they wereHis lordship intervened.You will be merciful with him. You
will spare him all you can forbare twenty thousand pieces.own words always - if in
choosing between us two, your choice, asventured once to offer a remonstrance -
whether they went to Petitis instantly set at liberty, or we must take measures to
set him atuncle. In vexation she realized that explanations must be
postponed.motive Blood, himself, had refused to render any account of hisimagines.
There's a thorn or two left on me. And with a laughprovocation, whether that
provocation is yours or another's. Ye'lllucky shot from the buccaneers had found
the powder magazine.For the remainder of that day Levasseur's thoughts were of
anythinghad a better title to the crown. Jesus God! That ever we should
Hee. Plus, I like the bizarre names it makes up for my email address. If I ever need a new pseudonym, I could do worse than "Zelda Ness" and "Vlad Frost".
In other news, I am strangely charmed by the latest batch of spam I've been getting the past few weeks. This is mainly because all of it seems to now take the form of randomly pasted-together badfic about pirates.
PIRATE BADFIC NONSENSE FIC. What is the bad there?
Hello,
less. What, then, was she? What are those who have no charity? hebuccaneer fleet,
whilst still heading for Palomas, was observed toparticularly as whilst they
discussed and fumed and cursed two moreI am not given the chance, said Blood, who
never could learn toYou're dreaming, Peter, said the prisoner. We're not going
thisthought of becoming the property of this gross animal, and in someof Captain
Blood with a calm confidence based upon its overwhelmingBlood were both guilty of
treason, the first for having harbouredwith frosty dignity. I want to know what you
desire me toThe report of them reached Tortuga, and with it the assurance thatThey
sped down an alley and then up another, by great good fortunematter that at once
extinguished that twinkle. But since DiegoThe commission must be cancelled.Ah, bah!
Ye're surely joking!Out of range, at last, they lay to, joined by the Elizabeth and
theother surgeons - died of their wounds, served to increase the
or:
Hello,
And in a few words he sketched the imagined conditions of hisWill you tell me, then,
why you behave like a damned pirate? hesweethearts and mothers, sustained by the
delusion that they wereHis lordship intervened.You will be merciful with him. You
will spare him all you can forbare twenty thousand pieces.own words always - if in
choosing between us two, your choice, asventured once to offer a remonstrance -
whether they went to Petitis instantly set at liberty, or we must take measures to
set him atuncle. In vexation she realized that explanations must be
postponed.motive Blood, himself, had refused to render any account of hisimagines.
There's a thorn or two left on me. And with a laughprovocation, whether that
provocation is yours or another's. Ye'lllucky shot from the buccaneers had found
the powder magazine.For the remainder of that day Levasseur's thoughts were of
anythinghad a better title to the crown. Jesus God! That ever we should
Hee. Plus, I like the bizarre names it makes up for my email address. If I ever need a new pseudonym, I could do worse than "Zelda Ness" and "Vlad Frost".
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