because we're crazy and stuff

[schmerica]

I am busy trying to write fic for lalejandra which I know for a fact that nobody in the world but her and me will be remotely interested in, but I never mind distractions while I'm writing, so:

Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.

Hit me. I reserve the right to not answer, naturally.

Comments

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

top 5 dS porny fics.

top 5 porny fics in any fandom.

top 5 episodes of any television shows.

top 5 pairings and/or scenarios you'd like someone to write, and the fandoms you'd like to see them in.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

due South porny fics:

1. How Ray Got His Groove Back by Bone and Aristide
2. Homemaking by Res
3. Hanged Man by Ces
4. Hawks and Hands by Dira
5. Comfort Zone by you

Apparently today I am in love with porn that begins with the letter H.

Television episodes:

1. Twitch City, "Planet of the Cats"
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Prophecy Girl"
3. due South, "Victoria's Secret"
4. Freaks and Geeks, "Pilot"
5. Veronica Mars, "A Trip to the Dentist"

I shall think further on your other requests!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

1. A long background stories about Fraser's childhood that start from before his mother died and go all the way through his adolescense and young adulthood and then all through the show until happy ending with Ray Kowalski time.

2. A Buffy/Giles story that magically hits every single one of my buttons for that pairing, even the ones I don't know I have.

3. A really really kinky dirty F/K porn story with bootporn and leather and pearl necklaces and incestuous threesomes and fisting and rimming and basically every random-ass kinky thing you can think of, in a way that actually makes a bizarre amount of sense.

4. Fraser/Frannie that is BAD and WRONG.

5. Hope/Curtis fic for Twitch City.

Honorable mention: Wilby fic that is long and sweet and sad and feels like the movie. Only maybe with a little more kissing.

I am STILL THINKING about the non-ds porny fic. It is sad that I am coming up with, like, nothing here.