seriously, nancy has a lot of rage

[schmerica]

Or, instead of SGA reading, I can entertain myself with estrella30's insanity. SURE WHY NOT?

pearl_o: New favorite weird AU idea: casting HCL characters in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

COME ON. Joe Dick is Bette Davis! Billy Tallent is Joan Crawford! Don't tell me you can't see it!

Alternatively, just an AU with Joe shooting Billy would be kind of awesome.
pearl_o: !!!!!!!
pearl_o: I LOVE MY BRAIN.

estrella30: your brain SCARES people

pearl_o: PEOPLE LOVE MY BRAIN SHUT UP.
pearl_o: THEY THINK IT IS ADORABLE.
pearl_o: Seriously, think about that!

estrella30: uh huh

pearl_o: With Billy in the wheelchair!

estrella30: maybe they're just feverish frm the INFLUENZA

pearl_o: And Joe having to serve him and take care of him and torture him!

estrella30: thats not even hot

pearl_o: ahahahahaha. AWESOME.
pearl_o: ...no, it's not hot.
pearl_o: it's AWESOME.
pearl_o: duh.
pearl_o: hcl is VERY RARELY hot.
pearl_o: because they are gross and have bad hygiene and spit a lot.
pearl_o: and also, Hugh Dillon is gross.

estrella30: ew
estrella30: hugh dillon is disgusting
estrella30: he smells like cat pee
estrella30: Im convinced

pearl_o: /giggles

estrella30: he's one of those people that comes out of the shower looking dirty and skeezy

[LONG PAUSE OF TALKING SMACK ABOUT brooklinegirl]

pearl_o: Someday I will write you Hugh Dillon/Don McKellar. I will save it for sometime when ytou are REALLY REALLY SUPER EVIL M EAN.

estrella30: omg
estrella30: thats awesome. then I can DEFRIEND you

pearl_o: And possibly stick Tom Welling in there.

estrella30: thats like
estrella30: my VERY WORST NIGHTMARE
estrella30: OMG DONT YOU DARE

pearl_o: heeeeeeeee.

estrella30: DO NOT SULLY THE WELLING

pearl_o: MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE NEXT TIME YOU ARE MEAN TO ME.

estrella30: *mean face*

pearl_o: *giggles*

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Dear estrella30,

Thank you for distracting Erica and having her torture you so that she does not traumatize me instead!

I think it was a good trade.

Love,
me

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

Dear fox1013,

I thought you might need a break. I'm taking one for the team.

much love,
me

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*beams at you*

You are the BEST.

We can trade Custody of Erica, like, all the time! It will be great. She will NEVER EVEN NOTICE. She will be like the classroom gerbils everyone gets to take home for a week, except not constantly touched by sticky kindergarten fingers!

...Possibly I could be finding a better metaphor, but I THINK THIS WORKS PERFECTLY WELL.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But I don't wanna be a gerbil!

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

*hides from your brain*

(But really? Billy as Joan Crawford? Awesome.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT MAKES SENSE SHUT UP.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm.... sullying the Welling....

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

sullying the Welling is like...the most best thing ever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

She totally went and changed her lj title right after that conversastion.

[china_shop]

pearl_o: hcl is VERY RARELY hot.
pearl_o: because they are gross and have bad hygiene and spit a lot.

Hee!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DUDE. You know it's true!

[china_shop]

I know the spitting part is true. *g*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

[LONG PAUSE OF TALKING SMACK ABOUT [info]brooklinegirl]

I AM RIGHT HERE.

I CAN *HEAR* YOU, YOU KNOW. hors.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If you were right here, we wouldn't have to be talking smack about you! DUH.