schmerica: ([general] medieval)
Some answers for the "story I didn't write" meme! They're all a little over the one-to-three sentence guidelines, but I don't think anybody will mind.

[personal profile] spuffyduds prompted The one where Billy Tallent's daughter Billie hits her teenage years and discovers punk history and becomes obsessed with Joe Dick and Billy has to deal with THAT..

My response )

[livejournal.com profile] rubynye prompted I really adore the story you wrote where Charles and Raven dp'd Erik -- having Charles tied up with metal the whole time, communicating only in fervent thought and grunts from behind the doorknob gag, was sheer brilliance, but then the whole story was.

My response )

[livejournal.com profile] pocky_slash prompted: Remember that time you wrote a story about teenage Charles and Erik on a field trip with their class? And how they snuck away from the group and it was really thrilling to be doing something to blatently against the rules, but also thrilling to be doing it with each other because they were both nursing crushes that they thought were unrequited? And also there was kissing? REMEMBER THAT STORY?

My response )
schmerica: (hcl: coooool)
[livejournal.com profile] juleskicks's idea of Callum Keith Rennie as a Watcher is the most charming thing I have seen all day. Thumbs up for Jules! (Context here.)

Today I finished all the episodes of the Ninth Doctor. Which I guess means on to Ten, basically! I have heard it is less pleasing, in comparison, but hopefully David Tennant's cutest will help.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Today Fox and I watched "Eclipse." Fox was very impressed by Dief's uncommon sensitivity and also how cute he looks in a birthday hat. I was distracted by how hot Ray Kowalski looks with his glasses hanging off his face. There was also another nice moment of "OH I GET IT NOW" with the "Do you find me attractive?" conversation.

I just took a really long nap and -- if I am remembering it accurately -- in this dream Ray Kowalski was a very successful and happy OB/GYN. My mind automatically goes to the skeezy place saying that, but I am pretty sure there was a complete lack of skeeze in the dream! I don't know, he likes babies. What do you want from me?

You guys, were you aware that Callum Keith Rennie is really, really hot? In chat just now I linked [livejournal.com profile] etben to the picture under the cut without proper warning, and I think I might have broke her. I do not want to be responsible for exploded etbens! oops.

Callum is Hot )

That actually wasn't the picture I wanted to share, though, because the point I was going to make was that I still love the shot of Old Kinda Scruffy Possibly Homeless But Really Happy Callum Who Is Totally Post-COTW Ray Up in Canada, and I want to make everyone in the world write me fic based on it.

See? )

HI. I don't care what you say, he is ADORABLE and that is RAY, and Fraser and Ray are up in Canada being HAPPY (in between bickering and obnoxiousness and prickliness, but with loooooove underneath!).

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

(I'll shut up now.)
schmerica: (tc: hope/curtis)
It's the Sunday of a three-day weekend. As always on these days, I feel oddly at loose ends and don't know what to do with myself. How easily things go topsy-turvy in my head!

Blah blah blah )

Fandom angst! And anniversaries! )

Hmm.

The other day I was pouting because [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl didn't want to add my "underage or chan" prompt to the list of options for the kinkfest at [livejournal.com profile] stop_drop_porn.

I own my weirdnesses )

...I forgot that I hadn't posted this entry yet, and was feeling sorry for myself that no one cared enough to comment yet. IT IS THAT KIND OF DAY, PEOPLE.

Google searches are fun )

Sometimes I wonder if maybe you guys are all starting to think of me as just "That Crazy Girl Who Loves Fraser the Best." Because, I mean, I do, but there are many other facets to my character. For example, I also like things that are shiny.

I wish there were more Twitch City fic in the world. I want more of these characters. MORE.
schmerica: (hcl: coooool)
Thought experiment of the day: trying to imagine Hard Core Logo as an all-woman band.

I have some specific points that I think would be really interesting there -- for one thing, I think that a lot of stuff wouldn't change; the agressiveness, anger and general fucked-up-edness would all be equally present; for another, I do think the Joe/Billy relationship would be more publicly, blatantly sexual, and I think female sexuality would be a really important tool in Joe Dick's Ways of Fucking With the World -- but I can't really concentrate on any of them for long. I'm too stuck on the idea of JOE DICK: FEMINIST ICON.
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schmerica: (pretty: jennifer garner laugh)
--More pointless playing around with image programs, I'm afraid. I'm pretty sure this time I succeeded in not making anyone look like they have angsty dead souls!

experiments with Jen Garner and CKR-as-Duck )

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I like how much fun this is despite it having no point or purpose whatsoever.
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: oh man, I know.
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: it's like playing silly internet games.
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: so pointless! yet so fun!
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: right!
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: and you can make your friends look and admire you!

Seriously, it's like sticking crayon drawings up on the fridge.

In other news, you know what's really annoying? Is clicking on an archived story that is marked 35k or so, and having the page only give you the first thousand words. Especially when the story only seems to exist in one place on the web. And it's been recced a lot. BOO.

--Also, I am looking at HCL screencaps again, because once in a while I like to kill off some more brain cells just by reminding myself just how INCREDIBLY FREAKING HOT OMG Callum Keith Rennie was in that movie. Like, nothing else even comes close. It's practically inhuuman.
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schmerica: (hcl: coooool)
Title: Gonna Be Face-to-Face
Fandom: Hard Core Logo
Rating: Lots of bad words, no real action.
Summary: Teenage Joe and Billy. It's not Joe's fault he's an asshole.
1200 words. Thank you to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl for beta.

In my room I want you here )
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schmerica: (arrested: penus)
Am I the only one waiting for the anonymous due South fandom hate journal, just because it'll be hilarious when we kind of all blink at it blankly and are confused? Yeah.

Apparently vidding has a special power to make me much more sympathetic and interested in the characters or relationships I focused on. WEIRD! This is all to say: I'm in one of my rare moods to read Hard Core Logo fic. Young stuff, in particularly -- rec me all the good teenager stories, my dears?

Tonight is a night of PAPERWRITING, woooooo! You can guess what this means: any commentfic, picspam, funny stories or gossip you want to share in the comments for my breaks is eagerly and gratefully welcomed.

This entry didn't mention Arrested Development at all, but I think my new icon is just always appropriate.
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schmerica: (hcl: coooool)
And now I will once again return to exploring the many activities the world has to offer that aren't vidding, sleeping and eating. No, really!

A couple of notes )

"Drunk By Noon" by the Handsome Family
Hard Core Logo.
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die.

2:31, divx, 15mb. Right-click and save. [Currently offline]

Many thanks, as always, to [livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee.

Any and all feedback is eagerly welcomed and beloved, either as a livejournal comment or at my email at schmerica@gmail.com.

Lyrics )
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schmerica: (hcl: billy)
Context: [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 is drunk and watching porn about pirates. And feels a need to tell me all about it, because the two of us are buddies. Yes.

[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: They're having sex next to a skull. And hitting each other.
[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: like you do.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: At least they're not having sex with the skull!

[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: ...thanks for that

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: *beams*
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: *has read that fic*

[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: ...
[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: *hides under bed*

Yes, yes, I know. I win at life.

Aaaaaaand then we got into a conversation about how I don't really read very much Hard Core Logo fic. Look, I know you all laugh at me about the unsanitary thing, but it's TRUE, OKAY?

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!
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schmerica: (hcl: billy)
Or, instead of SGA reading, I can entertain myself with [livejournal.com profile] estrella30's insanity. SURE WHY NOT?

In which we're either mean or crazy. Hard to tell. )

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