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Twelve due south icons!

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Comments

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

N'aw, #03. *goes off to find Fraser/Thatcher fic*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am scared to look for it -- I think it's one of those pairings I would only read if it was an author I already trusted, you know?

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I read this one where it was like, "Fraser gets Thatcher PREGNANT OMG and then she wants to have an ABORTION OMG and then Fraser is like NO YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE PRODUCT OF MY SEED and Thatcher is like FUCK YOU and then she has the abortion and Fraser goes off and fucks Vecchio vengefully and Thatcher slaps him afterward." *winces*

But, you know, it could be TOTALLY CUTE. And I shall brave the badfic. Hopefully something shall come of it. Or maybe I'll just be inspired to write my OWN Fraser/Thatcher. Whatever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I read one once where Fraser's penis went through her cervix into her uterus. And then he flooded her with his sea of testorone laden sperm. It was pretty awesome.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

...OW.

This is all I have to say to that. *runs away from you and your peculiar brands of awesomeness*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

One sex scene contained the phrases "filled to sensation with his virile sea of testorone-laden sperm", "spewed within her in a hot spasmodic flow" and "sweet ambrosia". *went to find it again just now*

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

*CRIES*

No seriously. You have reduced me to TEARS.

(BtW, with all this testosterone and sperm splashing about in a frolicsome manner in Thatcher's uterus, did he ultimately manage to knock her up?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I never actually finished the rest of the story -- the badfic sex I can be amused by, but badfic plot I just get bored -- but I am pretty sure know. They had a little "It's okay, I'm on the pill" thing.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not so sure a paltry pill can HACK all that MANLINESS, if you know what I mean. I mean, it's like the one-two punch, right? First TESTOSTERONE and then SPERM! BAM! BOOM!

...okay, I am stopping now.