friday morning links!

[schmerica]

Lego Man Sex Tape, aka the most traumatic thing I have seen on the internet in DAYS.

Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Arrested Development, by anniesj. Last new episodes tonight!

Johari Window thing that everyone is doing. I did it for some of you; come do it for me!

And, finally, The Slut-O-Meter.

Slut-o-meter evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without "safe-search" enabled. A complete slut would return unsafe results and no safe results. Alternatively, a clean name should produce the same number of safe and unsafe results.

My first four search produced these results:

Ray Kowalski = 40.65% slut.
Benton Fraser = -30.57% slut.
pearl_o's real name: 100% slut
fox1013's real name: 1.87% slut

[That one for me is because my last name is incredibly rare, and the only page in the entire internet searching for my first and last name brings up is my Amazon wishlist. This does not make it less funny!]

Comments

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

hah! your name isn't rare!

i think that people who are looking at your journal just overloaded the slut-o-meter server. alas.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

ah no, it works again. it claims that i'm zero slut, which i find hilarious - but even more amusing, i think, is that i spoonerized my name at first.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it is probably more likely that all the people reading Lifehacker (http://www.lifehacker.com) overloaded it, since that's where I got the link. Sigh!

Spoonerizing your name is funny, because it comes so close to beinig obscene about cute animals!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

pearl_o, you ignorant slut!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I object to at least half of that!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You don't want to be the Jane Curtin to my Dan Ackroyd?

Although when I put it like that, I think I'm the one being insulted... Hmm...

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*feels whorish*

*giggles a lot*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You and your 2 percent of SLUT!

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

I'm not looking at the Lego Man Sex Tape because I'm at work, but it reminds me that a college friend of mine's freshman roommate built a motorized, remote-controlled lego sculpture of a lego man and a lego woman having sex, and it was also traumatic. It was in the dorm basement! And remote-controlled! And he got course credit for it as a semester-long independent study art project!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...That is scary.