lazy sunday = i wish *I* had cupcakes

[schmerica]

It is Sunday afternoon, and thus SUPER BORING AND LAZY. Anyone up for another round of "guessing random lyrics"?

1. She said if you're from Texas, son
Where's your boots and where's your gun

2. Tell you the truth I prefer the worst of you
Too bad you had to have a better half

3. Daddy says I got my mama's mouth
I'm all about a forked tongue and a dirty house

4. Tell you what I'd like to have
You under my thumb like a guitar in my hand

5. Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater
But Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator

6. Does she ever talk about a place called New Orleans?
Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?

7. Cut the protesting, forget the excuses
We want information, get up off the floor

8. Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

9. This is the story of your gypsy uncle
You never knew 'cause he was dead

10. Hello, America, how are you?
Don't you know me, I'm your native son

11. I still think you're kinda sleazy
But why don't you call when you're in town next time

12. And though I'm always late and I can't stand up straight
I'm sure they'll find me charming in a while

13. Why do we keep shouting when we mean soft things
We should be whispering all the time

14. There are some mornings when the sky looks like a road
There are some dragons who were built to have and hold

15. See the marketplace in old Algiers
Send me photographs and souveniers

Comments

[mollita.livejournal.com]

#2 is Ani, "Untouchable Face". Perhaps not entirely fair since iTunes just played it for me this morning?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Use your advantages, yo!

You win a puppy.