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[schmerica]

I am having a grumpy hormonal week, and to top it all off, my face is breaking out. Boo.

Livejournal, you have been awfully quiet lately! What is going on with you? Talk to me. Tell me something that is making you happy! Tell me something that is pissing you off! Tell me about the song you can't stop listening to or the picture you can't stop staring at or the last joke you heard! Are you writing or vidding or creating something cool?

You are especially encouraged to comment if we don't talk very often. Hi, I am bad at making the first move; let's get to know each other.

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[speshope.livejournal.com]

*dutiful*
What is going on with me?
I am sitting in the EMU computer lab because I am too damn lazy to go home! I am also starving, but telling myself that being able to afford going to England is so much more important than eating.

Something that is making me happy!
-The person who linked to the Canadian!Pirates!Song!! in your comments has made me ridiculously happy.
-The fact that I have a blister from wielding a sword really entertains me.
-Apparently: italics

Something that is pissing me off!
-Amelia's boss, who is a total heinous bitch and I honestly cannot understand how she can be so unsympathetic and un-understanding about shit. Also, I don't understand how she can talk shit about Amelia while I'm in the room.

Last joke I heard:
Something about 165 pirates walking into a bar. It was an improv thing. Basically, the set up is you have to tell the joke in this format: "165 [blanks] walk into a bar. The bar tenders says "Sorry, we don't serve [blanks] here." and then you come up with the rest.

My contribution was thus:

165 pirates walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve pirates here." The pirates reply: "Oh, we're actually looking for the mast maker." Bartender asks: "Did yours break?" Pirates reply: "Aye, we had one sent to us, but now we're here to collect our mast rebate."

It is purely contingent on the fact that you're in eighth grade and the word 'masterbate' will make you laugh.

Am I writing or vidding or creating something cool?
Nope!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Italics rock!!!

Also, hee, masturbate.