What do you see when you turn off the lights? / I can't tell you but I know it's mine

[schmerica]

Okay, so in case you didn't know, my birthday is one month from Monday. Christmas is less than two weeks after that.

I've thought about it very carefully, and I've narrowed my wishlist down very, very finely.

All I Want for Christmas Is THIS:



I'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR I SWEAR. NO JOKE YOU GUYS. PLEASE?

(Screencap courtesy of c_regalis.)

Comments

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE THAT HIS SHOES WERE UNTIED?????!!!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NO I DID NOT OMG!

Obviously I should go watch the entire thing AGAIN to reaffirm that tiny detail. <3<3<3

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

he is so fucking adorable i could die. my love for him NEVER WANES.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3

In your squishy inner core, it is like Callum, your cat, and maybe some really tasty coffee.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

And how can he look hot with that shirt and that glove? Not to mention the 46 years old thing. How does he do that?

And, uh, yes. If you get your wish, let me know when you are done with him? Please?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I love the shirt! It's the cowboy thing, you know -- along with the jeans, it makes him looks all long and lanky and ten feet long. Mmmmm.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love the shirt too. And the jeans, god, his legs. It just shouldn't look that hot combined with that golf glove, you know? But the shirt is love.

all long and lanky and ten feet long

And that one shot, when he walks along that building at the... driving range or whatever it is called. When he has the shirt all tucked in? It should look stupid, but instead it looks all retro and James Dean-ish. He's just... amazing.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just. There never is an adequate explanation for his hotness! It's like I said on your journal, there's all these reasons he SHOULDN'T be hot, and sometimes in stills you can even see the not-as-attractive man-- AND YET. Guh.

[aerye.livejournal.com]

I love you, babe--but if I get my hands on that? I ain't letting go... ::g::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* Selfish!

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

i believe firmly in sharing!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*stares at his hand wrapped around the club for a few minutes*

Sorry, were you saying something?

*stares some more*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I wasn't saying anything more content-laden than "Nnnnrrrgh", so it's okay!

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Hm. I am not quite in love with the hair, but otherwise... yeah, nrgh seems to sum it up pretty well.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* I go back and forth on the hair; sometimes it looks good in the interview, and sometimes it makes him look even older.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

HOLY CHRIST.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

heeeeee - having downloaded that cap from you, I also have to say that I approve of your file naming there. *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha, I'm glad you noticed that! I do not deal in SUBTLE, here, people!

[kirbybits.livejournal.com]

IF I FIND A STORE THAT SELLS THAT, THEY'D BETTER GIVE DISCOUNTS FOR BUYING IN BULK.

...

CHRIST.

Seriously, I need to go and...fuck, I don't know. I keep coming back to the way his hips are shifted and then I practice my stalker-letter. "Should you ever wish to try and redefine, 'ridden hard and put away wet', here is my number."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine needing a bulk discount, because I can't imagine ever NEEDING more than one. My god.