In which I am rather less thinky!

[schmerica]

juleskicks's idea of Callum Keith Rennie as a Watcher is the most charming thing I have seen all day. Thumbs up for Jules! (Context here.)

Today I finished all the episodes of the Ninth Doctor. Which I guess means on to Ten, basically! I have heard it is less pleasing, in comparison, but hopefully David Tennant's cutest will help.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Today Fox and I watched "Eclipse." Fox was very impressed by Dief's uncommon sensitivity and also how cute he looks in a birthday hat. I was distracted by how hot Ray Kowalski looks with his glasses hanging off his face. There was also another nice moment of "OH I GET IT NOW" with the "Do you find me attractive?" conversation.

I just took a really long nap and -- if I am remembering it accurately -- in this dream Ray Kowalski was a very successful and happy OB/GYN. My mind automatically goes to the skeezy place saying that, but I am pretty sure there was a complete lack of skeeze in the dream! I don't know, he likes babies. What do you want from me?

You guys, were you aware that Callum Keith Rennie is really, really hot? In chat just now I linked etben to the picture under the cut without proper warning, and I think I might have broke her. I do not want to be responsible for exploded etbens! oops.



That actually wasn't the picture I wanted to share, though, because the point I was going to make was that I still love the shot of Old Kinda Scruffy Possibly Homeless But Really Happy Callum Who Is Totally Post-COTW Ray Up in Canada, and I want to make everyone in the world write me fic based on it.



HI. I don't care what you say, he is ADORABLE and that is RAY, and Fraser and Ray are up in Canada being HAPPY (in between bickering and obnoxiousness and prickliness, but with loooooove underneath!).

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

(I'll shut up now.)

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[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's got a Grizzly Adams shirt! ♥ And outside the frame there are sled dogs descended from Dief with Fraser talking to them.

(What's the first one from? The CURVE OF HIS BACK. OMG.)

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ENDED THE POST LIKE THAT *UNFRIENDZOMG*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Keep up all these posts, and people are going to start thinking that the group that is Jules, Roz, You and Me is in some way wacky or full of strange ideas.

WEIRD.


(Do you think CKR would let Gonzo shoot him out of a cannon?)

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

That first pic is dangerously hot. And you are absolutely right about the second one. Except for that last part about dying and all, which LA LA LA *fingers in ears*.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Well... since you mention it... instant replay Cutter/Amy/Lennox MWB comment porn (originally written last summer, but I think almost nobody saw it, so what the hell):


It wasn't until Amy was safe at home with her family and Cutter was in bed (naked, as always, and alone, and already half hard) that he let himself think about it.

Amy lying there on Lennox's bed, drunk and more than willing – hell, eager – and it was so easy to imagine himself in that bed and her all over him, her kisses sloppy and smelling of beer, her body lithe and warm as she twined her arms and legs around him.

Didn't hurt, either, to think of Lennox there watching as Cutter stripped Amy's clothes off (and then his own, but he wasn't ready to think too hard about Lennox watching that), staring at her bare little tits with her nipples already big and hard and Cutter hadn't even licked them yet.

Cutter was rock hard now, stroking himself slowly, trying to make it last, but it was going to be tough because he was hot as hell and wanting it bad and goddamn it, he'd done the right thing tonight (for a change) and it was fucking hard to do and there damn well ought to be some payoff for it.

He closed his eyes and saw it play out: He was between Amy's thighs, licking her sweet pussy, and she was moaning and whimpering – and Jesus, there was nothing hotter than making a woman whimper and squirm except maybe for the way that she'd get really still and kind of quiet when she was getting close, just breathless gasps and little helpless sounds and if he opened his eyes he could see Lennox (naked now, not sure when that happened) kissing her and their mouths were open and he could see their tongues and Lennox was jacking his cock practically in Cutter's face and it was big and hard and shiny with moisture right at the tip oh Christ too close, don't go there, it's Amy, just Amy, it was all about Amy and how his eyes were closed and he was licking Amy and she smelled and tasted so good and wanted it so bad and he suckled on her clit until she went rigid and then she was coming and screaming and Cutter looked up and there was Lennox's cock so hard so close, and there was Lennox staring him right in the eyes and God Jesus God oh fuck he was groaning deep and loud and coming hard and arching up off the bed, painting his chest and belly.

He lay there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling with his hand still wrapped around his slowly softening cock, feeling his semen cooling on his belly.

Well, hell, he thought. Son of a bitch.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The first picture is from Hard Core Logo -- it's Billy in the bathroom right after they do the concert for the gun control thing. You can see a poster of Bucky Haight over in the corner, actually.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, whatever! Just scroll up and pretend it ends at the pretty pictures!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think the question is, who WOULDN'T let Gonzo shoot him out of a cannon?

Either that, or the question is, why are the four of us so wacky?

One or the other.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bweeeeeee comment porn yays! This made me so happy, you have no idea. They are all very, very hot, and this is lovely and mmmmm.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

TWO EXCELLENT QUESTIONS.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

but now it's like buffy! you can pretend but it is not true!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Men With Brooms is a very silly movie, which would only be improved by the proper application of porn, as malnpudl demonstrates above. *nods*

Also, I am on the "No Horrible, Slow Dying" team, thank you kindly, although I support the "YES! To Happy Bickering In A Canadian Shack" motion.

Lastly, exploding is the only proper response to that picture. *wipes down screen*

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.

You're in a good mood, aren't you?

And yeah, that's the last picture because they stopped taking pictures for the next THIRTY YEARS, because they just don't need them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* I AM in a good mood, how did you know?

Also: EXCELLENT RECOVERY, FULL POINTS, A++++.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Sexy, sexy explosions. It's like an epidemic.

although I support the "YES! To Happy Bickering In A Canadian Shack" motion.

THE YEAS HAVE IT.

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT THAT CKR IS SO OBVIOUSLY AVRIL'S WATCHER, AMY.



Seriously. Virtual series. The main characters could be called Annie, Jill, Rose, and Erin. I'M JUST SAYING.

[rhythmsextion]

... Uhm. Hi. We need some more of that right now. Guh.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU!

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Either that, or the question is, why are the four of us so wacky FANTASTICALLY AND INDESCRIBABLY AWESOME THAT IT IS BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION?

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

No one in a bad mood wants to kill (half of) their OTP!

I AM MASTER OF DENIAL, YO.

Also: MWB. That was one of those movies where I was all "AWESOME, I can still root for a het ship!" Because wow, Molly and Paul are sex together. And there was one point last summer where I had this whole thing about Amy and Lennox drunk!fucking after Julie and Cutter's engagement party. Something like "Lennox never thought his first threesome would happen with the third person in someone else's bed." (I might've been a littttttle drunk off tequila at the time because that's all I remember)

Re: FIXED THAT FOR YOU!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I WAS MISSING SOMETHING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Of all the many many many things I love about the virtual show, I think the fact that Roz's fake name is based on her online fake name is my favorite. SHE IS A WOMAN OF MYSTERY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I approve of EVERYTHING IN THIS COMMENT OMG.

I am using my icon of Molly + Paul = dead me, by the way. Seriously, by the time they kiss at the end of the movie, I am dead dead dead dead. And Amy/Lennox really!all!about!Cutter!sex is for the win!

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Well, no one would get it if I used her real name! Plus, unlike the rest of us, she actually seems to put effort into maintaining her SECRET IDENTITY. There's probably something in the superhero code about not giving away each other's IDs.

This is a major reason why she's also the only one who would succeed as a superhero, in all likelihood. Wonder Girl notwithstanding.

IT COULD TOTALLY BE A SERIES IN WHICH WE ARE SUPERHEROES.

Re: FIXED THAT FOR YOU!

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm here for! \o/

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Hmm...this is one of the world's great mysteries. Also! I am reminded that I met a girl who looks just like Molly Parker two days ago! Seriously, I have pictures! And her girlfriend has my name (with the inferior spelling)! Clearly this is a sign that she should be dating me instead, right? Right? *cries*

And ACTUALLY, Fraser is not dying a slow a painful death, but living to grow into one of those straight-backed, proud old men, like the Canadian version of some of the cowboys I've met. And is not alone, because he has Ray and Maggie (who is clearly the woman standing next to Scruffy!Homeless!Ray in that picture). YOU ARE WRONG.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I just. Yeah, Molly Parker could take my straightness away.

Psssssst wanna play with Hooker!Pete Wentz?