In which I am rather less thinky!

[schmerica]

juleskicks's idea of Callum Keith Rennie as a Watcher is the most charming thing I have seen all day. Thumbs up for Jules! (Context here.)

Today I finished all the episodes of the Ninth Doctor. Which I guess means on to Ten, basically! I have heard it is less pleasing, in comparison, but hopefully David Tennant's cutest will help.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Today Fox and I watched "Eclipse." Fox was very impressed by Dief's uncommon sensitivity and also how cute he looks in a birthday hat. I was distracted by how hot Ray Kowalski looks with his glasses hanging off his face. There was also another nice moment of "OH I GET IT NOW" with the "Do you find me attractive?" conversation.

I just took a really long nap and -- if I am remembering it accurately -- in this dream Ray Kowalski was a very successful and happy OB/GYN. My mind automatically goes to the skeezy place saying that, but I am pretty sure there was a complete lack of skeeze in the dream! I don't know, he likes babies. What do you want from me?

You guys, were you aware that Callum Keith Rennie is really, really hot? In chat just now I linked etben to the picture under the cut without proper warning, and I think I might have broke her. I do not want to be responsible for exploded etbens! oops.



That actually wasn't the picture I wanted to share, though, because the point I was going to make was that I still love the shot of Old Kinda Scruffy Possibly Homeless But Really Happy Callum Who Is Totally Post-COTW Ray Up in Canada, and I want to make everyone in the world write me fic based on it.



HI. I don't care what you say, he is ADORABLE and that is RAY, and Fraser and Ray are up in Canada being HAPPY (in between bickering and obnoxiousness and prickliness, but with loooooove underneath!).

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

(I'll shut up now.)

Comments

[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's got a Grizzly Adams shirt! ♥ And outside the frame there are sled dogs descended from Dief with Fraser talking to them.

(What's the first one from? The CURVE OF HIS BACK. OMG.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The first picture is from Hard Core Logo -- it's Billy in the bathroom right after they do the concert for the gun control thing. You can see a poster of Bucky Haight over in the corner, actually.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ENDED THE POST LIKE THAT *UNFRIENDZOMG*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, whatever! Just scroll up and pretend it ends at the pretty pictures!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Keep up all these posts, and people are going to start thinking that the group that is Jules, Roz, You and Me is in some way wacky or full of strange ideas.

WEIRD.


(Do you think CKR would let Gonzo shoot him out of a cannon?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think the question is, who WOULDN'T let Gonzo shoot him out of a cannon?

Either that, or the question is, why are the four of us so wacky?

One or the other.

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT THAT CKR IS SO OBVIOUSLY AVRIL'S WATCHER, AMY.



Seriously. Virtual series. The main characters could be called Annie, Jill, Rose, and Erin. I'M JUST SAYING.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

That first pic is dangerously hot. And you are absolutely right about the second one. Except for that last part about dying and all, which LA LA LA *fingers in ears*.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Well... since you mention it... instant replay Cutter/Amy/Lennox MWB comment porn (originally written last summer, but I think almost nobody saw it, so what the hell):


It wasn't until Amy was safe at home with her family and Cutter was in bed (naked, as always, and alone, and already half hard) that he let himself think about it.

Amy lying there on Lennox's bed, drunk and more than willing – hell, eager – and it was so easy to imagine himself in that bed and her all over him, her kisses sloppy and smelling of beer, her body lithe and warm as she twined her arms and legs around him.

Didn't hurt, either, to think of Lennox there watching as Cutter stripped Amy's clothes off (and then his own, but he wasn't ready to think too hard about Lennox watching that), staring at her bare little tits with her nipples already big and hard and Cutter hadn't even licked them yet.

Cutter was rock hard now, stroking himself slowly, trying to make it last, but it was going to be tough because he was hot as hell and wanting it bad and goddamn it, he'd done the right thing tonight (for a change) and it was fucking hard to do and there damn well ought to be some payoff for it.

He closed his eyes and saw it play out: He was between Amy's thighs, licking her sweet pussy, and she was moaning and whimpering – and Jesus, there was nothing hotter than making a woman whimper and squirm except maybe for the way that she'd get really still and kind of quiet when she was getting close, just breathless gasps and little helpless sounds and if he opened his eyes he could see Lennox (naked now, not sure when that happened) kissing her and their mouths were open and he could see their tongues and Lennox was jacking his cock practically in Cutter's face and it was big and hard and shiny with moisture right at the tip oh Christ too close, don't go there, it's Amy, just Amy, it was all about Amy and how his eyes were closed and he was licking Amy and she smelled and tasted so good and wanted it so bad and he suckled on her clit until she went rigid and then she was coming and screaming and Cutter looked up and there was Lennox's cock so hard so close, and there was Lennox staring him right in the eyes and God Jesus God oh fuck he was groaning deep and loud and coming hard and arching up off the bed, painting his chest and belly.

He lay there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling with his hand still wrapped around his slowly softening cock, feeling his semen cooling on his belly.

Well, hell, he thought. Son of a bitch.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bweeeeeee comment porn yays! This made me so happy, you have no idea. They are all very, very hot, and this is lovely and mmmmm.

[rhythmsextion]

... Uhm. Hi. We need some more of that right now. Guh.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Men With Brooms is a very silly movie, which would only be improved by the proper application of porn, as malnpudl demonstrates above. *nods*

Also, I am on the "No Horrible, Slow Dying" team, thank you kindly, although I support the "YES! To Happy Bickering In A Canadian Shack" motion.

Lastly, exploding is the only proper response to that picture. *wipes down screen*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Sexy, sexy explosions. It's like an epidemic.

although I support the "YES! To Happy Bickering In A Canadian Shack" motion.

THE YEAS HAVE IT.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.

You're in a good mood, aren't you?

And yeah, that's the last picture because they stopped taking pictures for the next THIRTY YEARS, because they just don't need them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* I AM in a good mood, how did you know?

Also: EXCELLENT RECOVERY, FULL POINTS, A++++.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Hmm...this is one of the world's great mysteries. Also! I am reminded that I met a girl who looks just like Molly Parker two days ago! Seriously, I have pictures! And her girlfriend has my name (with the inferior spelling)! Clearly this is a sign that she should be dating me instead, right? Right? *cries*

And ACTUALLY, Fraser is not dying a slow a painful death, but living to grow into one of those straight-backed, proud old men, like the Canadian version of some of the cowboys I've met. And is not alone, because he has Ray and Maggie (who is clearly the woman standing next to Scruffy!Homeless!Ray in that picture). YOU ARE WRONG.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I want to make it clear I NEVER EVER suggested Fraser would be all alone! He will have Ray and Dief and Maggie all with him as he dies! I WOULD NEVER SAY OTHERWISE.

I am also very very fond of old man Fraser, too, though. That can stay!

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Contrary to my icon's opinion, CKR!Watcher is a ridiculously charming idea.

*shoves thought of Kara the Vampire Slayer back into the dark in which it belongs*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your icon can think whatever it wants. Because ... PRETTY.

[popfantastic.livejournal.com]

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

I never thought I'd say this to you, but you suck!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That HURTS, Nia, it really does.

...Possibly I deserve it, though. Oh, well.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*refuses to read last two parentheses la la la la la*

*goes back to look at first picture and go all splodey again* Mmm. CALLUM. Yes. <3

And Callum-as-Watcher is very yes, mostly because now I am imagining him being all "don't speak Latin in front of the books!" and heeee. The Avril Lavigne part is mostly amusing more than anything else, though. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Callum being hot is DEFINITELY the part of this entry you should concentrate on! *beams at you*

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

omg, I hate you. I was just reading and thinking happy, happy thoughts and then... *glares* (still want to read this though. *looks around for someone to write it*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! Really, I had no idea everyone was going to be so traumatized by this entry. I say horrible things all the time! I thought you all were used to it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

and yet you look so cute and innocent. *hides from deathfic*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's very misleading, isn't it? *shakes head*

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

I was with you right until the dying part.

Really, though, it was a mis-diagnosis. All that was required to cure him was some bark tea and salve made from pregnant moose mucus. Then Fraser and Ray lived happily in their Canadian love shack for eternity.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yay for miracle cures!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*does not imagine Callum as Watcher to Ellen Page's Slayer lalalalalala*

And awwwww. *melts* That second picture just makes me grin every time. Oh PCOTW Ray, how I love you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*does not imagine Callum as Watcher to Ellen Page's Slayer lalalalalala*

That is possibly the most adorable mental image I have heard in a very long time. They would both be SO GOOD at it! And so ADORABLE! omg!!!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Dear Pearl,

Please stop giving me dreadful diseases. I am a very healthy person, with a strong constitution, and your tendency to want me to suffer is alarming.

Sincerely,

B. Fraser

also: Ray Kowalski was a very successful and happy OB/GYN.

he'd be good at that! very caring! He'd always warn about cold instruments! and body language is something to which he is particularly sensitive.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Scenario A: Fraser is happy and satisfied, having lived a full and good life. He has a home, a duty he loves, and family. He is going to die, as ALL PEOPLE DO AT SOME POINT, but it is a death he has time to grow accustomed to, and when he does die, he is surrounded by his wolf and his friends and the love of his life.

Scenario B: An old man all alone in the middle of nowhere JUST LIKE DEAD BOB. Dief died fifty years ago! RayK left after a month like a big baby, and he and RayV have been having a big glorious gay love hideaway all this time! Fraser THINKS he's happy for them, but that is because Fraser does not always have particularly good emotional skills and he doesn't listen to himself enough to know that a big part of his life has been EMPTY all this time! And then he dies alone, randomly, and horribly.

WHICH SCENARIO DO YOU LIKE BETTER, HUH?

TROUBLE IN RIVER CITY D:

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

1. OMFG CALLUM.
1b. ALSO I KIND OF HATE YOU FOR THAT LAST COMMENT.

2. How viable would it be to bump the AWESOME AMAZING LOL WEEKEND OF \o/ to the weekend after this? Because I just had an emergency umpire thing come up on Saturday morning that'll probably take a few hours, and a dinner for my internship on Friday night, and it just seems like it would be more fun to actually, like, hang out instead of me running around doing work stuff while you used my computer to write porn.

...

I MEAN.

so, um, let me know! It's totes okay to still do it this weekend, but I'd just be in and out a lot.

Re: TROUBLE IN RIVER CITY D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I totally did not realize people were going to have such a strong negative reaction to my killing off their beloved characters! Oops.

Weekend after this is totally doable, darling -- I'm equally free both weekends, and I haven't bought any tickets or anything yet, so that is perfectly fine. ANTICIPATION WILL MAKE IT ALL THE SWEETER. (But not in a creepy way.)