I am having a very hard day. Bring me chocolates and porn.

[schmerica]

I am having one of those moods. I'm a little more tired, a little less focused, a little more frustrated -- just a little bit off in a dozen tiny ways.

I want to be writing -- I owe both shoemaster and justbreathe80 something soon -- but I'm not. I don't have any more screencaps to share! I think we might all have said all we can on the topic of how much Ray Kowalski should be fucked by chicks.

I don't know, how are you guys all today? Tell me things that are making you happy. Tell me jokes! Show me pictures! Tell me the single clearest snapshot of the boys in your head right now. We all have to have some kind of tableau, don't we? Maybe Ray is driving the GTO and Fraser is watching him with that faint barely there smile of pride that Ray can't see. Maybe it is 2007 in the Northwest Territories and Ray gets home first from work and puts on Fraser's tea to brew on the stove. Maybe Ray is on his back on the kitchen table because they couldn't take the time to go to the bedroom, and his hands are gripping the sides while Fraser fucks him hard. I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME! MAYBE THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS, EVEN! Who knows what crazy stuff is happening here?

Hi. I have no fangirls here to get drunk and cuddle with. NOR any straight boys to make out with. My life is SAD, you guys. It really is.

Lalalalala. Hey, who wants to answer random questions for my curiosity?

1) What do you think is Fraser's favorite quality of Ray Kowalski? About Ray Vecchio? The Rays about Fraser?
2) What do you think is the thing Fraser finds most attractive about [whoever you think he is attracted to]? And vice versa?

Relatedly, I like it when people make them smooch. Oooh, or het smooches! Those are also go!

In conclusion, hedgehogs are scary.

[Um, if someone with a 646 area code just called me, I didn't answer because I am afraid of my phone. Hi.]

Comments

[somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com]

I think we might all have said all we can on the topic of how much Ray Kowalski should be fucked by chicks.

NEVER!

YOU TELL ME! MAYBE THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS, EVEN!

Yeah, I've been having that problem with AUs lately. I wrote this whole long HCL AU in my head on the drive down to L.A. last week, and it started pretty innocently, but right about the time Pipe became this old, washed up former girl rocker who twenty-two-year-old Billy loses his with-girls virginity to on a farm in the Central Valley on a doomed road trip in 1992 (...), that it was no longer in any way shape or form related to HCL except that Joe and Billy were still hot, and still totally boyfriends.

And then there's the due South AU I've been pondering in which Ray joins the rodeo...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. I actually meant different characters in the sense that there are people on my friends list who have OTPs that are NOT Fraser/Kowalski and sometimes not even due South? But your way is definitely also true!

Man, I still want to write the HCL AU where they were girls along some day. I probably won't, ever? But I want to! Jo Dick, feminist icon just DOES things to me.

(RODEO.)

[somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, you need to talk to goluxexmachina. She did some AMAZING Jo/Billie doodles (♥ them as girls) that you NEED to see.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I am intrigued!